Weapons of Grass Destruction

[Neodogg]

So over the weekend, I had a bush snag and rip out my grass clipping bag bar. I refuse to buy a new mower since mine still works fine, but doesn't look as pretty anymore. Yes, there is duct tape on the mower

 

[ki_atsushi]

Went with the engineering choice.

 

[Dr Shroom]

Where's EG when you need him?

 

[ki_atsushi]

Heh, I already knew what Shroom's choice would be.

 

[wyo]

I don't understand this. Are you cutting the grass or smoking it?

 

[Opethian]

side baggin

lol

 

[LoneSage]

ur a fucking peasant is what you are

lol ask yourself who DOESN'T have a riding lawnmower in 2015

disgraceful

 

[Tripredacus]

I would look retarded mowing my lawn with a riding mower.

 

[NeoSneth]

You should at least clean that thing.

 

[ballzdeepx]

Push that thing til the wheels fall off!
But honestly, just put on some mulching blades, fuck bagging.

 

[Dr Shroom]

ur a fucking peasant is what you are

lol ask yourself who DOESN'T have a riding lawnmower in 2015

disgraceful

All the grass in china has died.

 

[Neodogg]

ur a fucking peasant is what you are

lol ask yourself who DOESN'T have a riding lawnmower in 2015

disgraceful

Sage-chan
The push mower is only for the dogs yard. I have a 54" rider and looking at getting another or a tractor with a finish deck/bush hog. I've got 7 acres, but the horses get about 4 of those.

I must be making you hungry, I've said horse & dog in the same phrase.

Push that thing til the wheels fall off!
But honestly, just put on some mulching blades, fuck bagging.

Well, the bag doesn't bag anymore. The end zipper got tangled up and doesn't work. The bag is more like a grass deflecter. If the bag wasn't on there I'd get a clipping shower. It already has mulching blades on it.

 

[Syn]

You're a true redneck/hillbilly!

 

[Karou]

what do normally use your clamp for?

 

[Neodogg]

what do normally use your clamp for?

Which one?
There is a bar clamp & two spring clamps?

Bar clamp - i have tons
Blue handled spring clamp goes in a box with others
Green handled spring clamp stays on there to lock the blade engagement bar to the handle bar, other wise I have to hold both or it'll kill the motor, think deadman switch/lever

 

[Karou]

the bar clamp uses... do you make furniture or something?
the alligators don't even count, they're just like clothespins?---unless?

 

[Jibbajaba]

I don't use the bag on my mower. I just let the clippings stay on the lawn. But I have a mulching mower so it chops the fuck out of the clippings...

 

[ki_atsushi]

Yeah but... don't you end up with a shit ton of clippings all over your shoes that way?

 

[Dr Shroom]

That is only a problem if the grass is wet.

 

[2D_mastur]

Somebody please explain this inside joke to me.

Is it because EG is Colombiano, hence, teh spix?

 

[Neodogg]

Yeah but... don't you end up with a shit ton of clippings all over your shoes that way?

no, I angle the bag to shoot out, imagine the blue clamp on the very end of the bar clamp. It also has mulching blades, so as Jib says, it chops the shit out of them.

Dr S is also right, don't cut your grass when it's wet, fucks with so much, blades, clumping...

I remember broken posting some meme with a little kid push mowing...

 

[Tripredacus]

Wait so you cheapskates don't have yardwork shoes?

 

[Xian Xi]

You should at least clean that thing.

It already has insertion marks.

 

[Jibbajaba]

Wait so you cheapskates don't have yardwork shoes?

Yeah, I was gonna say, I have yardwork shoes. When I buy new kicks, the old ones get demoted to "working outside" duty.

 

[Yodd]