Tubby strength

[StevenK]

I dropped an engine off at a garage today, it wasn't a huge engine, just a mercedes 4 cylinder, but it wasn't stripped and was an odd flat design you don't see often.

Anyway, the owner waddles up, he must have been 300lbs of butter at least, grabs hold of the chain we'd attached to lift it in with an engine crane and with one hand lifts it out of the boot and carefully lays it on the ground.

I double take and said fuck me mate, that was impressive. He says well there has to be some reason to look like this and I nod approvingly.

Fair play fatty, fair play.

 

[Neodogg]

BRS (British retard strength)

 

[@M]

You dodged a bullet, mate. That was the Blob and Pyro, Avalanche, Mystique, and Destiny were probably waiting in the shadows to fook you up if fatty blew their cover.

 

[Heinz]

In a way being that large and being mobile (!) is in itself an all day workout. I should eat more butter...