Ted Cruz projected winner of Iowa Caucus

[wyo]

Clinton is ahead but too close to call at this point.

Thoughts?

 

[WoodyXP]

Thoughts?

Meh.

 

[GohanX]

Trump's going to be even more hilarious than normal the next few weeks.

 

[LoneSage]

I can't remember the last time I picked on someone for their physical appearance, but he is without a doubt the slimiest looking motherfucker I have ever seen.

 

[wyo]

LOL Marco Rubio is giving a victory speech after coming third.

 

[WoodyXP]

I can't remember the last time I picked on someone for their physical appearance, but he is without a doubt the slimiest looking motherfucker I have ever seen.

Ha. I thought you were going to comment on his ears. He looks like he can take flight with those things.

 

[mainman]

I hate both that racist Trump and that bought and paid for whore Hillary. This would be a good night if Bernie pulled it off.

 

[Poonman]

Here's what I think: don't be surprised when it happens.

 

[Lagduf]

I think that would be terrible.

I'll probably vote libertarian again.

 

[norton9478]

Mathematically, it was a near 3 way tie with Cruz pulling 8 delegates and Trump/Rubio each pulling 7.

 

[smokehouse]

Here's what I think: don't be surprised when it happens.

Yeah...pretty much. If that doesn't happen I'll be surprised.

 

[xRealNinjuzx]

So Bernie lost by the smallest amount possible, pretty much. Clinton is probably shitting her pants right now.

 

[cdamm]

So Bernie lost by the smallest amount possible, pretty much. Clinton is probably shitting her pants right now.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/pol...n-sanders-tie-iowa-precinct-article-1.2517022

at least she is 6 - 0 in coin flips.

 

[DNSDies]

What do you guys think about Cruz's campaign people tweeting that Carrson dropped out and people should vote for Cruz?

My thoughts:
Cruz is a plaid coat away from used car salesman levels of sleaze.

 

[ki_atsushi]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/pol...n-sanders-tie-iowa-precinct-article-1.2517022

at least she is 6 - 0 in coin flips.

Satan must be helping her.

 

[cdamm]

Satan must be helping her.

satan himself would have trouble going 6-0 on coin flips.

 

[wyo]

What do you guys think about Cruz's campaign people tweeting that Carrson dropped out and people should vote for Cruz?

My thoughts:
Cruz is a plaid coat away from used car salesman levels of sleaze.

That's rather unfair...to used car salesmen!

If that's true about his underhand tactics, while shady it pales in comparison to:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_McCain_presidential_campaign,_2000#South_Carolina

 

[NeoSneth]

ban plz

 

[DNSDies]

That's rather unfair...to used car salesmen!

If that's true about his underhand tactics, while shady it pales in comparison to:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_McCain_presidential_campaign,_2000#South_Carolina

That's some quality mud slingin'.
Still, not as dastardly as telling voters that their preferred candidate has dropped out and asking for their votes in the same breath.

Also, not nearly as shady as having your #2 financier count the votes (Rubio and Microsoft)

 

[norton9478]

That's some quality mud slingin'.
Still, not as dastardly as telling voters that their preferred candidate has dropped out and asking for their votes in the same breath.

Also, not nearly as shady as having your #2 financier count the votes (Rubio and Microsoft)

I like it when republicans go into democratic areas and distribute leaflets that say "Due to high voter turnout, polls have been extended until Wednesday"

 

[DNSDies]

Oh, Cruz's campaign also mailed these out to Iowans:

Disgusting, really.

 

[wyo]

Wow, that is some next level bullshit!

 

[cdamm]

this was funny though..

 

[ki_atsushi]

satan himself would have trouble going 6-0 on coin flips.

Well, God sure isn't helping her.

 

[MuppeT]

Ted Cruz is born in Canada so can't actually become US president.. that of course if anyone in this shitty country pays any attention to the constitution....