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- Jan 24, 2007
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i have learned already that creepers on Twitch are a special brand of creepy that even I am not used to.
Many of them seem to find joy in telling me how to play the game (like telling me about keyboard shortcuts and teaching me basic principles of the game lLIKE YEAH IM NOT STUPID BUT IM JUST HANGING OUT ON THE INTERNET, HIGH AND LONELY, TRYING TO HAVE FUN AND ENTERTAIN PEOPLE AT THE SAME TIME WITH MY GAME) and then they proceed to call me pet names or ask me a ton of really weird, specific questions, then go back to commenting on how pretty i am in a very autistic non-suave manner and illustrating an overall false scenario where I'm some stupid bemused 21 year old (some loser the other day said i 'couldn't be any older than 21' which i literally NEVER GET TOLD by the way unless the person is really clearly not thinking with the right head, if you know what I mean) who is looking for male attention.
If you mean I'm looking to hang out with a bunch of guys and talk about video games and make them laugh, sure. If you mean I'm insecure and I need people to tell me I'm hot AND good at games while I'm playing them, then fuck no. I have faggots who pay hundreds of dollars just to fucking talk to me. i don't need these fucking losers unless they're fucking paying me. I'll pay attention to those fucks when they hit the donate button. Go ahead you stupid idiots, try to groom Sylvie.
Attracting the neckbeards already?