Svs.C Character Intros...

[Sticks]

My favorite was Hugo vs. Mars People...Poison was talking about him...

Mars People: "Beep Bop Bap!"

Poison: "An A-Alien! Is this real??? This'll make us a fortune!"

Poison: "What are you doing, Hugo? Catch it quick!"

Mars People: "Beep Bop Bap!"

Hugo: "...If we team up in a tag match, it would be cool!"

Poison: "Okay. Okay. Tag-Battles. Singles. We could do anything!"

Poison: "Hurry up and catch it!"
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If the characters we wanted were on this game what would be their intros??? Here are some of mine...

***May Lee vs. Mars People***

May Lee: "Huh?! Wow, an alien! A cute little alien..."

May Lee: "Hi cute alien. You're so adorable."

Mars People: "Beep Bop Bap!"

May Lee: "Say...want to do some sparring?"

Mars People: "Beep Bop Bap!"

May Lee: "I thought you would."

***May Lee vs. Firebrand***

May Lee: "Surrender, Demon! In the name of JUSTICE!!!"

May Lee: "You're evil cannot reside in this world!!!"

Firebrand: "Oh give me a break! I ain't evil!"

Firebrand: "...well, not that evil anyway."

May Lee: "Ah ha! So you admit you're evil!!!"

Firebrand: "Oh, for crying out loud!!!"

***May Lee vs. K'9999***

K'9999: "Well...well...if it isn't the Otaku Girl."

K'9999: "So you want to be a super hero..."

K'9999: "Fat chance you toku wannabe rip off."

May Lee: "Rip off! Rip off! At least, I'm no Tetsuo Shima wannabe rip off like you!"

K'9999: "For the last time, my name is K'9999 not Tetsuo!"

May Lee: "Tetsuo! Tetsuo! Tetsuo! Tetsuo! TETSUO!!!"

K'9999: "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!!"

 

[BloodLust]

hehe my fav is drunk/dark ken.


evil ken vs. akuma:

ken: OOOOOOOH. A-AKUMA...
akuma:HAVE YOU COME, TOO? YOU WALK ASURAS PATH?
drunk out of his ass ken:OOOOH-OHHHH!

got bless the drunk basterd mr_t

<small>[ August 09, 2003, 10:20 PM: Message edited by: BloodLust ]</small>

 

[Sticks]

BloodLust:
hehe my fav is drunk/dark ken.


evil ken vs. akuma:

ken: OOOOOOOH. A-AKUMA...
akuma:HAVE YOU COME, TOO? YOU WALK ASURAS PATH?
drunk out of his ass ken:OOOOH-OHHHH!

got bless the drunk basterd mr_t

I thought Ken was more high off weed than drunk...either that or he stuck his finger in an outlet...*shrugs*

 

[striderpunk]

Sticks:

BloodLust:
hehe my fav is drunk/dark ken.


evil ken vs. akuma:

ken: OOOOOOOH. A-AKUMA...
akuma:HAVE YOU COME, TOO? YOU WALK ASURAS PATH?
drunk out of his ass ken:OOOOH-OHHHH!

got bless the drunk basterd mr_t

I thought Ken was more high off weed than drunk...either that or he stuck his finger in an outlet...*shrugs*

from what you are describing it sounds like he was stabbed by vega's rusty claw and got lockjaw

 

[Hun]

I'm not good at dialouges but here goes my first:

Ralf vs the Martians
Martian:Beep Bop Bap!
Ralf:Hah! An alien! I haven't seen one for a long time.
Martian:Beep Bop Bap?(Captain?)
Communicater:Beep Bop Bap?(What is it?)
Martian:Beep Bop Bap?(Do you know who that is?)
Communicator:.........!!!!! Beeep... Beep.... Beep Bop Bap!!!!(That's....That's.....That's one of the two Earthers who destroyed the most powerful empire in the universe!!!!)
Martian:Beep Bop Bap!?!(What!?!)
Communicator:Beep Bop Bap!(We'll send in reinforcements to help you and to destroy him!)
Ralf:*thinking* Looks like they heard of me and Clark and will try to destroy me with lots of reinforcements coming this way. Well, I'm now in one hell of a fight in my life. Too bad, I haven't brought my little friend with me but beating the hell out of them will do. *talking* Hey, why don't you just.... Bring it on!

 

[Sticks]

Hun:
I'm not good at dialouges but here goes my first:

Ralf vs the Martians
Martian:Beep Bop Bap!
Ralf:Hah! An alien! I haven't seen one for a long time.
Martian:Beep Bop Bap?(Captain?)
Communicater:Beep Bop Bap?(What is it?)
Martian:Beep Bop Bap?(Do you know who that is?)
Communicator:.........!!!!! Beeep... Beep.... Beep Bop Bap!!!!(That's....That's.....That's one of the two Earthers who destroyed the most powerful empire in the universe!!!!)
Martian:Beep Bop Bap!?!(What!?!)
Communicator:Beep Bop Bap!(We'll send in reinforcements to help you and to destroy him!)
Ralf:*thinking* Looks like they heard of me and Clark and will try to destroy me with lots of reinforcements coming this way. Well, I'm now in one hell of a fight in my life. Too bad, I haven't brought my little friend with me but beating the hell out of them will do. *talking* Hey, why don't you just.... Bring it on!

Creative...a crossover of Metal Slug and Ikari Warriors.

 

[Simbob4000]

i have added some to what Hun Originally posted. i think its kind of funny if you know what i'm talking about.
all thing that are new will be bold.


Ralf vs the Martians
Martian:Beep Bop Bap!
Ralf:Hah! An alien! I haven't seen one for a long time.
Martian:Beep Bop Bap?(Captain?)
Communicater:Beep Bop Bap?(What is it?)
Martian:Beep Bop Bap?(Do you know who that is?)
Communicator:.........!!!!! Beeep... Beep.... Beep Bop Bap!!!!( are files show that his name is Paul one of the two Earthers who destroyed the most powerful empire in the universe!!!!)
Martian:Beep Bop Bap!?!(What!?!)
Communicator:Beep Bop Bap!( i think you can beat him. he doesn't have Vince with him.)
Ralf:*thinking* Looks like they heard of me and Clark. but who the hell are Vince an Paul?

 

[Sticks]

Here's more...

***Kensou vs. Psycho Soldier Athena***

Kensou: “Oh, Athena. Athena?!”
Kensou: “Oh my goddess! It’s been awhile since you wore that get up.”
Kensou: *Drool and nosebleed* “It sure has been a while.”
Athena: “Yeah, it has been. Uh, Kensou? KENSOU!!!”
Athena: “Kensou, are you alright???”

***Kensou vs. Mars People***

Kensou: “Cool, an alien. It’s been awhile since I’ve seen one.”
Mars People: “"Beep Bop Bap!"
Kensou: “Hey, Martian, how about a game of one on one.”
Kensou: “Winner buys the meat buns.”
Mars People: “"Beep Bop Bap!"
Kensou: “I’ll take that as a yes.”

***Kensou vs. Hugo***

Kensou: “Bao. BAO! I know you’re in that man’s hair.”
Kensou: “Come out already! No need for hiding!”
Bao: “But, big brother, the giant man promised me a ride if I join his team.”
Kensou: “For crying out loud, you’re a Psycho Soldier!”
Kensou: “Why join another team???”
Bao: “Sorry, big brother.”
Hugo: “Hey, how about you joining my wresting tag team.”
Kensou: “Sorry, big guy, I don’t do wrestling.”
Kensou: “Psychic Kung Fu is more my forte.”

***Kensou vs. Tessa/Tabasa***

Tessa: “I see an unknown future coming you’re way, Sie Kensou.”
Kensou: “How do you know my name witch?”
Tessa: “I see all and know all”
Tessa: “…and I see a “Dragon” in the mist.”
Tessa: “One that will either protect the world or destroy it.”
Kensou: “Tell me more???”
Tessa: “I cannot. The truth will be too much for you to bear.”
Kensou: “Tell me now witch or will I have to beat it out of you!”

***Kensou vs. Bison***

Bison: “What power (the Dragon Spirit) resides in this dense minded boy.”
Kensou: “Dense minded, huh? Shut up jerk!”
Bison: “My how his power increases when he is full of anger.”
Bison: “This hidden power can even overcome my Psycho Power, I must have it.”
Bison: “Power like that would be most useful to me.”
Kensou: “Quit your jabbering and fight!”

***Kensou vs. Kyo***

Kensou: “Hey you! You…Kusanagi!”
Kensou: “How dare you insult my Athena like that!”
Kensou: “Sexy when you’re angry…INDEED!”
Kyo: “It was just a joke.”
Kyo: “Hey, when did Athena become yours???”
Kyo: “Last I remember, Athena didn’t know you existed.”
Kensou: “Fooling around with other women…eh, Kusanagi?”
Kensou: “Last I remember, you still have that Kushrenada girl waiting for you.”
Kensou: “…and you still didn’t visit her!!!”
Kensou: “Talk about loyalty…”
Kyo: “Hey, I had a good excuse, I was kidnapped and cloned by an evil corporation.”
Kensou: “Whatever.”
Kensou: “Still, it isn’t a good excuse to leave your girl hanging like that.”
Kyo: “Oh shut up!
Kyo: What do you know about relationships anyway?”

<small>[ August 12, 2003, 03:57 AM: Message edited by: Sticks ]</small>

 

[Simbob4000]

Kyo's girlfriend is dead now

 

[Ilovejapangirls]

No she's alive.

 

[Hun]

Simbob4000:
i have added some to what Hun Originally posted. i think its kind of funny if you know what i'm talking about.
all thing that are new will be bold.


Ralf vs the Martians
Martian:Beep Bop Bap!
Ralf:Hah! An alien! I haven't seen one for a long time.
Martian:Beep Bop Bap?(Captain?)
Communicater:Beep Bop Bap?(What is it?)
Martian:Beep Bop Bap?(Do you know who that is?)
Communicator:.........!!!!! Beeep... Beep.... Beep Bop Bap!!!!( are files show that his name is Paul one of the two Earthers who destroyed the most powerful empire in the universe!!!!)
Martian:Beep Bop Bap!?!(What!?!)
Communicator:Beep Bop Bap!( i think you can beat him. he doesn't have Vince with him.)
Ralf:*thinking* Looks like they heard of me and Clark. but who the hell are Vince an Paul?

Thanks for referring to what Ralf and Clark were called in the Ikari Warriors game. I originally posted the intro was to refer to Ikari Warriors 2 when Paul and Vince(now Ralf and Clark) had to fight against aliens.

 

[Hun]

Here's a second intro with the Martians, with Clark this time.(Notice that I base it off from Dynasty Warriors 3&4 except for a few extra lines)

*A battlion of Martians charged from one side of the screen but stopped dead looking at Clark, who was looking at them dead stright at the eyes without his shades on and grinning at them*
Martian Soldier A:Beep Bop Bap?(Is that who I think it is?)
Martian Soldier B:Beeeeep.....Beep Bop Bap. Beeeeeep....(Hmmm.... Rugged face, scary eyes, blonde hair, wears blue. Hmmm....)
Martian Soldier C:Beep....Beep......(It's....It's......)
Martian Soldier D:Bop Bap! Beep Bop Bap!(Vince! Vince has come to destroy us!)
Martian Soldier E:Beep Bop Bap!(Let's get out of here before he kills us all!)
*Martian Soldiers ran away to where they came out and the Martian General came out, saying "Hey, where....." in Martian, but got ran over by the Soldiers and was left alone with Clark. The General got up and cursing at the Soldiers for running away from "one stinking Earther", turns to Clark yelling*
Martian General:Beep Bop Bap! Beep Bop Bap!(You made my soldiers run away. Now, you'll gonna pay for what you did!)
Clark:For crying out loud, my name is no longer Vince, it's Clark! Now you deserve to break into pieces!*puts on his shades and begin the fight*

<small>[ August 12, 2003, 10:52 AM: Message edited by: Hun ]</small>

 

[OrochiEddie]

best openings are Shiki VS Zero
Zero:...
Shiki:...

and Dalsiehm Vs Hugo
Poison: WOW you can streatch your arms!
Dalsiehm: I can also stretch my legs
Poison: Now if only he could shoot fire
Dalsiehm: YOGA FIRE!


As for custom made openings...
Yamazaki VSRyu
Ryu: You will never win with that knife in your pocket
Yamazaki: Knife what knife your crazy!
::Yamazaki points to corpse with knife in it's back::
Yamazaki: See he's got a knife!
Ryu:.....

OrochiVS Gill
Orochi: Nice thong there halfnhalf
Gill: Nice Kahkis

 

[Sticks]

Simbob4000:
Kyo's girlfriend is dead now

In the 2001 storyline, Goro asked why Kyo didn't visit Yuki yet. She's been waiting for him since he disappeared.

 

[Sticks]

***Orochi Leona vs. Mars People***

Mars People: "Beep Bop Bap!" (Hey Captain, who is this???)

Mars People: "Beep Bop Bap!" (According to sources, this is Leona...Heidern's...DAUGHTER?!)

Mars People : "Beep Bop Bap!" (Uh...Captain...why does it look like she wants to eat us???)

Orochi Leona: "Gwoooooooaaaaaaaah!!!"

***May Lee vs. Athena Asamiya***

Athena: "I respect your strong belief in Justice, but..."

Athena: "...what is up with that get up???"

May Lee: "I should as you the same thing."

***Shiki vs. Hibiki***

Shiki: "Out of my way, girl, or prepared to get cut by my blades."

Hibiki: "We'll see whose blade cuts who."

 

[Hun]

Here's some more my of my own intros.

Haohmaru vs Genjuro(Hoahmaru should be over a hundred years old by now if he was still alive so I decided to do so.)
*Haohmaru was meditating in front of a dummy(you know, the dummies which were used for sword practices) and a cloaked guy was on the other side of the screen(and behind Haohmaru) watching as Haohmaru opened his eyes, picked up his sword and cut the dummy in half in an instant.*
Cloaked Guy:Hmph! Impressive..
*Haohmaru jumped toward to one side of the screen, turned around and went into his battling stance*
Haohmaru:Who are you?!
Cloaked Guy:Who am I? More than a century had past and you couldn't remember an old friend?
Haohmaru:That voice....!
Cloaked Guy:*talking while taking off his cloak revealing himself* I have come back to finish what we had started a century ago and finish you off once and for all!
Haohmaru:Kibagami! You haven't changed at all when you were in Hell.
Genjuro:And you've changed into an old man and lived though this day and age. Yet, you haven't lost your fighting spirit for so many years, that's impressive but now why don't you die at this very same day and age.
Haohmaru:Is that a challange I'm hearding? Alright then, let's see if I'm really too old for fighting in this age.
Genjuro:*Drawing his sword out* Excellent! Now prepare to be send to Hell!

Zero(KoF) vs Urein
Zero:So, you must be Urein.*sniffing the air and made a face of disgust*
Urein:*angry* Are you mocking me, just because my name is pronounced Urine or I smell like it?
Zero:No! No! It's not that!
Urine:*still angry*Prepare to die!
Zero:There's goes a good negotiation.

 

[NeoEsZ]

Yuki is dead.

Play 2001, where in the GAME does it say Yuki is alive? Eh? The little intros KOFONLINE have and the stupid comics state she's alive, not the game. If she had survived, that would take ALL of the drama away from the true ending of KOF 97(Kyo, Iori, Chizuru). Did anyone else get choked up when Kyo went for the forbidden technique and a picture of Yuki went across the screen and you hear her voice say, "Kyo..." Damnit! She is dead, if she weren't that would make the Orochi ending mean nothing now wouldn't it?

Maybe she has Geese Howard syndrome, no matter how many times she gets killed, she DOESN'T FUCKING DIE. I love Geese Howard as much as the next guy(damn that sounds wierd), but he's dead people.

 

[J_Hendrix]

Oh well, here is my.
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Sagat vs Evil Iori

Iori:........?
Sagat:...are...you..oKaY?
Iori:....k..i..l..l!
Sagat:.Hey, are you drunk something?
Iori:....kill....drunk...you!
Sagat:...Wanna taste some of my...scotch whisky?
Iori:....taste...drunk..huh?
Sagat:..yeah..go ahead! Taste some..
Iori:..huh?...ohhh...klunk..klunk..klunk
Sagat:hehe...now tell me, who is your real enemy?
Iori:....k..i.l.l.
Sagat:yes
Iori:...oooohhhh kiillllll....
Sagat:YES!!
Iori:.......KKKKYYOOOOHHHHHH!!
Sagat:NOOOOO..YOU idiot!!That´s SAGAT, not KYO!
Iori:KILLLLLLLL KYHHHOOOOO!!
Sagat:whatever....?
Iori:..huh?...what..ever?..KILLLL YOUUUUUUU!!!

 

[Ilovejapangirls]

For the last time Yuki IS alive

the story (OFFICIAL,not comics) for Kof 2001


has Daimon that asks kyo when he is going to settle the matters(sorry for bad english)

with Yuki.

So she is alive


plus he saved her sealing orochi in 97 with the help of Iori and Chizuru

 

[Ilovejapangirls]

Sorry...sticks already answered for me


sorry i didn't read your reply.

 

[Domino-chan]

Sticks:
***Kensou vs. Bison***

Bison: “What power (the Dragon Spirit) resides in this dense minded boy.”
Kensou: “Dense minded, huh? Shut up jerk!”
Bison: “My how his power increases when he is full of anger.”
Bison: “This hidden power can even overcome my Psycho Power, I must have it.”
Bison: “Power like that would be most useful to me.”
Kensou: “Quit your jabbering and fight!”

***Kensou vs. Kyo***

Kensou: “Hey you! You…Kusanagi!”
Kensou: “How dare you insult my Athena like that!”
Kensou: “Sexy when you’re angry…INDEED!”
Kyo: “It was just a joke.”
Kyo: “Hey, when did Athena become yours???”
Kyo: “Last I remember, Athena didn’t know you existed.”
Kensou: “Fooling around with other women…eh, Kusanagi?”
Kensou: “Last I remember, you still have that Kushrenada girl waiting for you.”
Kensou: “…and you still didn’t visit her!!!”
Kensou: “Talk about loyalty…”
Kyo: “Hey, I had a good excuse, I was kidnapped and cloned by an evil corporation.”
Kensou: “Whatever.”
Kensou: “Still, it isn’t a good excuse to leave your girl hanging like that.”
Kyo: “Oh shut up!
Kyo: What do you know about relationships anyway?”

lol

Kensou shouldn't be talking about Iori like that. He knows it pisses Kyo off.

I'd kill to see Kensou vs. Bison though. I had a Bison vs. Chris prepared, but it just wasn't funny. So I decided not to post it. :o

 

[Electroman]

My favorite is Kyo Vs Iori. I just love Iori's character... he's so... angry.

K.I.L.L. ... K.Y.O!!!!

 

[Overkill Geyser]

NeoEsZ:
Yuki is dead.

Play 2001, where in the GAME does it say Yuki is alive? Eh? The little intros KOFONLINE have and the stupid comics state she's alive, not the game. If she had survived, that would take ALL of the drama away from the true ending of KOF 97(Kyo, Iori, Chizuru). Did anyone else get choked up when Kyo went for the forbidden technique and a picture of Yuki went across the screen and you hear her voice say, "Kyo..." Damnit! She is dead, if she weren't that would make the Orochi ending mean nothing now wouldn't it?

Maybe she has Geese Howard syndrome, no matter how many times she gets killed, she DOESN'T FUCKING DIE. I love Geese Howard as much as the next guy(damn that sounds wierd), but he's dead people.

1) Yuki is alive. (Like they said above, check out 2001. Hell, in the '97 ending, her image shows, and she says, "I'll wait for you, Kyo."

2) I've said it once, and i'll say it a hundred more times: Geese is a PHANTOM!!... or something. His esscence is inside the scrolls. As long as they're around, Geese'll be around. Now, here's MY intro:

Shingo vs. Sakura

Shingo: Hey! There's someone in this contest MY age!
Sakura: ? Why are you dressed like that loser, Kusanagi.
Shingo: L-loser?! Kusanagi-san isn't a loser you... you... male impersonator!!
Sakura: Male.... impersonator...?!
Shingo: Besides... Karin and Hinata are prettier...
Sakura: Grrrr! KILL!!


Demitri vs. Akuma

Demitri: Akuma... are you ready to leave the bush leagues, and come play with the big boys?
Akuma: ....
Demitri: Still have that same old speech problem, I see. Allow me to fix it for you!

 

[Domino-chan]

Ah the hell with it.. I'll post it (Thanks Stefi! ).. won't be as funny though. XD

M. Bison vs. Chris

Bison: No one, not even the Orochi, can live up to Shadowloo and my invincible Psycho Power! Not even a child like you!

Chris: Oh, you look tough and scary.... ::laughs and transforms into Orochi::

Bison: I see... let's test out that power of yours...

And the blatantly yaoi
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Turn back if you don't like it...
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I warned ya... smirk
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Billy Kane vs. Vega

Vega: It has come down to us fighting in the names of our masters, though I will prove Shadowloo is the stronger, and more beautiful, of the two.

Billy: Why're we wastin' our time wif fighting? Let's just go off somewhere and shag.

Vega: ............ Shag?

Billy: Pork, hump, screw, fuck, bang....

Vega: You mean intercourse?

Billy: very_ang MUST I BLOODY SPELL IT OUT?! Oi... let's just fight...

 

[FeelGood]

Ilovejapangirls:
For the last time Yuki IS alive

the story (OFFICIAL,not comics) for Kof 2001


has Daimon that asks kyo when he is going to settle the matters(sorry for bad english)

with Yuki.

So she is alive


plus he saved her sealing orochi in 97 with the help of Iori and Chizuru

Oh come off it.

You can settle matters with the dead by visiting their grave or shrine.

...

And, in order to awaken Orochi, they needed to kill the last Kushinada.

Orochi awoke.

Effect before the cause? Not likely.