So this guy I work with. - update

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Anyhow for a year or so I had been working in the mornings and there has been this one fellow there. I would give him a hard time for standing around and not doing anything. Other than that he seemed like an okay guy.

Well, okay he was kind of a oddball really and everyone he worked with didn't like that he never did anything and got away with it.

Well no more worries about that cause he got arrested. Oh the people I work with.

Anyhow..

I think you'll like the photo.

http://owensboro-daviesscounty.14news.com/news/news/95583-man-arrested-multiple-child-porn-charges
 
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Kid Panda

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Interestingly enough I would call that a molestache. It even looks shady.
 

Tyranix95

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... molestache ....

lol.

That just says not right in the brain.

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He looks like the sort of sick fuck that would be into child porn.
 

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Interestingly enough I would call that a molestache. It even looks shady.

Not only that but who wears one of those with the rest of that facial hair ensemble? :oh_no:

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There's just too much going on. It's like wearing a belt and suspenders: It shows a lack of self-confidence. Like someone who might get into child pr0n, even.
 

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It's like wearing a belt and suspenders: It shows a lack of self-confidence. Like someone who might get into child pr0n, even.

Man can't even trust his own pants.
 

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Not only that but who wears one of those with the rest of that facial hair ensemble? :oh_no:

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There's just too much going on. It's like wearing a belt and suspenders: It shows a lack of self-confidence. Like someone who might get into child pr0n, even.

That dude probably wears a belt with suspenders.
 

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That kind of facial hair will get your ass beat in a jail.

Not to mention if the inmates find out his crime he'll get a further beating.

There is a sort of pecking order in jail depending on your crime. Anything with kids usually means you are at the far far bottom. Like get freight trained at night kind of bottom.


You just gotta hope that your charge doesn't come up in the paper.
 

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That kind of facial hair will get your ass beat in a jail.

Not to mention if the inmates find out his crime he'll get a further beating.

There is a sort of pecking order in jail depending on your crime. Anything with kids usually means you are at the far far bottom. Like get freight trained at night kind of bottom.


You just gotta hope that your charge doesn't come up in the paper.

maybe you'll get to work with him.
 

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That kind of facial hair will get your ass beat in a jail.

Not to mention if the inmates find out his crime he'll get a further beating.

There is a sort of pecking order in jail depending on your crime. Anything with kids usually means you are at the far far bottom. Like get freight trained at night kind of bottom.


You just gotta hope that your charge doesn't come up in the paper.

Maybe in movies from the 80's but not these days , these perverts are usually sent to the special housing if not they can request it. When was the last time you heard a child molester or rapist ending up in general population? regardless he has maybe a couple of years in jail first and that's probably the unsafest place for inmate.
 

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Not only that but who wears one of those with the rest of that facial hair ensemble? :oh_no:

DYUhNQK.jpg


There's just too much going on. It's like wearing a belt and suspenders: It shows a lack of self-confidence. Like someone who might get into child pr0n, even.

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lol colorado rockie

Im glad you post every now and then so I can lol at what a douche you are

like eggbert lite or something
 

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Maybe in movies from the 80's but not these days , these perverts are usually sent to the special housing if not they can request it. When was the last time you heard a child molester or rapist ending up in general population? regardless he has maybe a couple of years in jail first and that's probably the unsafest place for inmate.

In my jail? All the time.

Prison may be different.
 
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I almost feel bad for him considering what's in his future.....but lol at that fucking moustache.

If you can catch one of these guys and rape him in the ass he has to grant you three wishes, from what I gather.

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additional notes:

- at least we won't be seeing any more "saner" posts once this guy goes in.

-I hope he builds up a glorious portfolio of mugshots like Japhei where his moustache keeps getting zanier as he gets older....that would be fucking awesome to morph from one pic to the next.
 
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I don't know whats better. The sucking stupid facial hair, or the look of desperation in his eyes. If you are going to get arrested for child pr0n, wink on the mugshot or something cunty like that. Live the character a bit more. he missed an opportunity.
 

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It varies, but usually you aren't even allowed to smile in a mugshot.

Bobak is right, though, the moustache is bad enough, but the...

um...

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...Short Boxed Beard?

Makes it much worse.
 

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Maybe in movies from the 80's but not these days , these perverts are usually sent to the special housing if not they can request it. When was the last time you heard a child molester or rapist ending up in general population? regardless he has maybe a couple of years in jail first and that's probably the unsafest place for inmate.
That may not be entirely true. Sure there is protective custody in some cases but there is a good amount of inmates who get silently knived if they're allowed to live in there at all.
 

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Does this really happen in prison, or is it an old wives (...lol?) tale?

I don't work in a prison I work in a jail (which is pre-trail) so I am not honestly sure. I imagine depending on the type of prison and inmates sure. At my jail its not very common, but there are some reported sexual assaults, not sure about non-reported ones. More times happen than anything really. One of the dorms at my facility essentially had a fight club going on in the bathroom area which was pretty weird. We also had one inmate get gang cock-slapped which then resulted in him having a psychotic break.
 

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Jail is so much less likely because people are locked up for most of the day.
 

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Jail is so much less likely because people are locked up for most of the day.
Yea exactly. They are under much stricter supervision although stuff still happens, and plenty of weird stuff too. It really depends on the facility and how good the COs are doing their jobs. I imagine in bigger city jails its much less controlled. Damn I'd be terrified to be in the Cook County Jail.
 
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