SO... Jan is away... and I've been told to...

[Rot]

..go andd buy stuff from her local auction house...

How do i approach it?... SURE.. I have a list of stuff Jan wants...

Do I imagine them naked as I bid against them?
Do I just win the items she marked off... no matter what?

Or... do i just say... Fuckit... they went too high jan love...

And spend the time in the pub...

xROTx

PS. eBay flippin'... it be tough man...

 

[evil wasabi]

she is trying to turn you into a tulpa.

 

[Syn]

Try and figure out the most important item(s) and get those.

Going after everything could be costly.

Show her you tried and do something else you normally don't have the time for.

 

[Rot]

she is trying to turn you into a tulpa.

I googled Tulpa... That is one strange word...

You aint going crazy are ya' Wasabi man?

Try and figure out the most important item(s) and get those.

Going after everything could be costly.

Show her you tried and do something else you normally don't have the time for.

I figure SynBiosis dude... she'd be happier having the money she gave me back... than me coming home with a pile of shite she felt i over paid for...

Maybe I should go there drunk... I seem to function better when I just don't give a shit...

xROTx

 

[JoeAwesome]

I figure SynBiosis dude... she'd be happier having the money she gave me back... than me coming home with a pile of shite she felt i over paid for...

Maybe I should go there drunk... I seem to function better when I just don't give a shit...

xROTx

Go and get some shite, and she'll never ask you to do it, again. Go and get gold, and she'll send you to another auction. Then another. Then another.

It's like "accidentally" putting bleach in the colored clothes when Jan asks you to do the laundry.

I call this the "my brother's an asshole" routine.

 

[evil wasabi]

Go and get some shite, and she'll never ask you to do it, again. Go and get gold, and she'll send you to another auction. Then another. Then another.

It's like "accidentally" putting bleach in the colored clothes when Jan asks you to do the laundry.

I call this the "my brother's an asshole" routine.

buy homecarts, and when she tries to resell them, she'll be just buying homecarts and forget the garbage antiques.

 

[Rot]

buy homecarts, and when she tries to resell them, she'll be just buying homecarts and forget the garbage antiques.

Y'a mad? She has a budget of like £2-£16 for certain lots...

That wouldn't even buy a friggin' baggie in todays market...

xROTx

PS. The lot she REALLY wants... she's going upto £53 on...

EDIT. YUP.. she's a bargain hunter...

 

[Tung Fu ru]

she is trying to turn you into a tulpa.

Rot doesn't watch Twin Peaks (although, he should.
EVERYONE should), so he doesn't know what you're talking about.

 

[Rot]

tulpa backwards is aplut...

If i hired a dancing dwarf to repeat "aplut" slowly... you think the story would make sense?

xROTx

 

[fake]

You can't turn someone into a tulpa. You generate a tulpa through your psyche.

Anyway, I saw Rot should buy JFK's golf clubs.

 

[Heinz]

Hire a few chavs from the store to do it for you...


not a great idea.

 

[evil wasabi]

tulpa backwards is aplut...

If i hired a dancing dwarf to repeat "aplut" slowly... you think the story would make sense?

xROTx

maybe you are the man from another place, and you don't need a dancing dwarf when you have yourself.

 

[Dr Shroom]

..go andd buy stuff from her local auction house...

How do i approach it?... SURE.. I have a list of stuff Jan wants...

Do I imagine them naked as I bid against them?
Do I just win the items she marked off... no matter what?

Or... do i just say... Fuckit... they went too high jan love...

And spend the time in the pub...

xROTx

PS. eBay flippin'... it be tough man...

I'm just gonna ask: do you still have any sort of free will left?

PS: generating a tulpa is a great way to give yourself some healthy schizophrenia.

 

[fake]

maybe you are the man from another place, and you don't need a dancing dwarf when you have yourself.

I am watching episode 12 and now see why you're on about tulpas.

 

[GutsDozer]

Pub then auction. It should make it super fun.

 

[madman]

With live auctions sometimes it's hard to not get caught up in the excitement and overbid. I'd say stick to whatever maximums she wrote down. And then hit the pub for beer and fish and chips.

#madman4lifecoach

 

[NeoCverA]

The hell with that bullshit! Her going away is your time to yank the crank! She's just trying to keep you busy and that is typical of a female. If she loves you, she'll let you enjoy your vacation.

 

[Rot]

BACK! Thank fook...

I got 8 lots in the normal auctions... for £125GBP + 15%... highest lot was £50 (+15%)...

I got 6 lots at the furniture auction for ourselves... £100 spend plus 15%...

Only ONE item was over the limit Jan set

I am a SUPERSTAR! :#RotRocks2017#:

xROTx

 

[evil wasabi]

BACK! Thank fook...

I got 8 lots in the normal auctions... for £125GBP + 15%... highest lot was £50 (+15%)...

I got 6 lots at the furniture auction for ourselves... £100 spend plus 15%...

Only ONE item was over the limit Jan set

I am a SUPERSTAR! :#RotRocks2017#:

xROTx

Ok, wash your vagina and go to bed.

 

[Rot]

Ok, wash your vagina and go to bed.

I am tired... you're right...

I may do that...

xROTx

PS. Meh.. gotta help the little woman out... it provides for a better, more relaxed atmosphere...

 

[evil wasabi]

I am tired... you're right...

I may do that...

xROTx

PS. Meh.. gotta help the little woman out... it provides for a better, more relaxed atmosphere...

I don't understand sharing that. It's like if a member tells us his gf told him to go buy tampons. (Whichever member you think would post such a thing.)

 

[Rot]

I don't understand sharing that. It's like if a member tells us his gf told him to go buy tampons. (Whichever member you think would post such a thing.)

WELL... I find talking about stuffs is better sometimes...

It's a matter of degrees...

xROTx

PS. You do realise... you may need to try harder... still in neutral...

EDIT... I know I know... you'll put this on the back burner for future use... but trolling me aint all that easy...

I'll also make a mental note to return the favour later... what are friends for man?

 

[evil wasabi]

WELL... I find talking about stuffs is better sometimes...

It's a matter of degrees...

xROTx

PS. You do realise... you may need to try harder... still in neutral...

EDIT... I know I know... you'll put this on the back burner for future use... but trolling me aint all that easy...

I'll also make a mental note to return the favour later... what are friends for man?

Not trolling you. Just trying to help you remember what gender you were born with, Theon.

 

[Rot]

Not trolling you. Just trying to help you remember what gender you were born with, Theon.

heh... is that the funny guy from Game of Thrones?

Relax Chaz... I'm fine... if I was feeling weird... I'd tell ya'...

xROTx

 

[evil wasabi]

heh... is that the funny guy from Game of Thrones?

Relax Chaz... I'm fine... if I was feeling weird... I'd tell ya'...

xROTx

I don't think you're feeling weird either. But you should be.