Sesame Street battle royale

[Huxley]

Brian Henson is afraid that there are far too many Sesame Street characters for one show. So, in an effort to curb the population he has placed a random selection of characters on a remote island to fight to the death, last man standing wins.

Who do you think deserves to lose? And who would win?

My vote for the winner goes to The Two Headed Monster. He's got two heads, which means one could sleep while the other keeps watch. He also has more facial hair than any other character, which makes him look cool.

And Elmo should be the first to die. No good reason other than he's a little gimp.

EDIT: Muppets that died last night:-

Boy #14, Elmo
Girl #8, Zoe

Only three? Come on, you can do better!

EDIT: Muppets that died this morning:-

Bear #2 Baby Bear
Thing #12 Telly

Calling for peace was a good idea...you can't win them all!

EDIT: Muppets that died today:-

Super Hero #1 Super Grover

It appears that Cookie Monster had merely collapsed from a lack of cookies. He's back!

<small>[ August 11, 2003, 08:10 PM: Message edited by: Huxley ]</small>

 

[Baseley09]

Dunno what you mean........is there to be a new series??

I believe the classic dog is in cryogenic freezing.....with Walt Disney & Pepsi n Shirley

<small>[ August 10, 2003, 06:10 PM: Message edited by: Baseley09 ]</small>

 

[seba_boi]

Snuffolopogous (however you spell it) will win... or Oscar the Grouch or the Count...

Cookie Monster will die first due to lack of cookies...

 

[Hot Chocolate]

I only watch the show for Gabi( I know she's human but she's a fine puerto rican momi drool_2 ), only puppets I cared for where Grover, Oscar, Zoe, Suffleufagas(sp?), the Count, and Cookie Monster( a.k.a. Ol' Dirty Bastard ) and Bert.

Everyone else can just die

<small>[ August 10, 2003, 06:15 PM: Message edited by: Yung Burnout ]</small>

 

[Huxley]

Dunno what you mean........is there to be a new series??

I believe the classic dog is in cryogenic freezing.....with Walt Disney & Pepsi n Shirley

I think you're confusing him with his father, Jim Henson.

Anyway, sorry if it sounded like a plug for a new series, but this is something I just made up because I was bored

<small>[ August 10, 2003, 06:15 PM: Message edited by: Huxley ]</small>

 

[Baseley09]

Huxley:

Dunno what you mean........is there to be a new series??

I believe the classic dog is in cryogenic freezing.....with Walt Disney & Pepsi n Shirley

I think you're confusing him with his father, Jim Henson.

EH? Why would i think that, you wrote Brain Henson wink

You must remember the dog from the intro.

 

[Huxley]

Baseley09:
EH? Why would i think that, you wrote Brain Henson wink

You must remember the dog from the intro.

Ohh, sorry...I didn't know he had a name

Anyway, back to the carnage - Zoe should die along with her male doppleganger, Elmo. Perhaps in a dual suicide thing.

<small>[ August 10, 2003, 06:25 PM: Message edited by: Huxley ]</small>

 

[MistressDragon]

All I know is the count better live..and cookie monster! big bird too..and oscar.
All the other little wussies can go. like that damn worm..slimey. just squish him. smirk

 

[NeoDragoN]

is sesame street the one with that big yellow bird in it?

i always liked that big elephant thing....reminds me of getting stoned

 

[Huxley]

Snuffolopogus seems pretty popular...but I wouldn't fancy his chances with no opposable thumbs. How could he fire a gun? Think about the logistics! loco

like that damn worm..slimey. just squish him.

If you get me a name, he's dead wink

<small>[ August 10, 2003, 08:13 PM: Message edited by: Huxley ]</small>

 

[DanAdamKOF]

Barkley will win in a tag team with Snuffleupagus.

Baby Bear, Telly, and any muppet on the show made in the past 8 years will die.

The rest will...uhh I dunno lol.

BTW who here remembers the FOX show Greg the Bunny? It had its moments but most of the jokes were only funny cuz puppets said it. This thread got me thinking of it.

 

[Huxley]

DanAdamKOF:
Barkley will win in a tag team with Snuffleupagus.

They'd have to face each other in the end!

Personally, I can't believe Cookie Monster dies so soon. I mean, without his cookies he'd just go NUTS and kill everyone.

 

[Domino-chan]

Bert and/or Ernie will prevail.

My second bet goes to the Count, and then Grover.

 

[K_K]

oscar will throw his garbage can at people, and break noses with it; he'd win no contest, though snuffy will pose a challenge oscar would get on his back and ride his ass around.

 

[Giga Power]

My vote goes to Oscar or the Count, considering something fucked up and my man the Cookie Monster has already fallen in battle. Bring him back damn it. Round two bitches.

 

[Rade K]

Battle Royale was a shit movie with all these shittier melodramatic kids crying every 5 minutes talking about tampons and periods, and suicide.

And these kids were supposed to be 14 year olds...and they look 20.

You are better of reading Lord of the Flies. One of the best books ever.


Now sesame street deserves better than this.

 

[neojedi]

Huxley:
They'd have to face each other in the end!

Nah, once you're down to 2 or 3 you can go shoot Beat Takeshi and be done with it.

 

[Hidden Character]

I think the cookie monster will pull off a surprise upset and emerge as the champion.

Edit:Wow, I've hit triple-7. Guess I'll go gamble tonight.

<small>[ August 11, 2003, 02:29 PM: Message edited by: Hidden Character ]</small>

 

[Huxley]

Seems like Cookie Monster is too popular to die...

And I'm afraid Super Grover accidently flew in to a danger zone...there was foam everywhere! eek_2

 

[Jedite]

They should put all the Sesamme Street characters and put weapons in the ring and let them pump led into each other. It's called Sessame Street Survivor.