Retarded system name parodies!

[Neo Rasa]

Congratulations! Bored is me! <IMG SRC="smilies/rolleyes.gif" border="0">

Magnacox Oughta-Pee
Micro$oft Sex-Box
NEC Turbo Gray-Fucks 16
Nintendo Sixty-Whore
Sega Reamcast
Sony Gaystation
Spectrum Suck-Claire

Can't think of anymore <IMG SRC="smilies/frown.gif" border="0">.

 

[HagureMetal]

lol <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

kj

[ June 08, 2001: Message edited by: KJ Mylord ]

 

[Bufa]

i've only got:

• the XXXBox
• the GamePube
• the Wet-Dreamcast
• the Sony Gaystation Shoe
• the Gayboy ad-pants (yup, i know it's bad, i just thought up of it then.)

*edit* Nintesticle doesn't really count, doesn't it?

[ June 08, 2001: Message edited by: Bufa ]

 

[Devil_Gans]

x-box:x-bucks
dc:dog crap(sorry,i'm a dc owner myself,i'm juz makin' a joke.)

ps2 <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0">ee-wee station 2 or pissing shit 2

gamecube:gans cube

pc <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0">issing crap

n64:nickers 64

[ June 08, 2001: Message edited by: gans ]

 

[BioMotor_Unitron]

POS2. Need I say more? <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0">

 

[Neo Rasa]

Amateurs! <IMG SRC="smilies/tickled.gif" border="0"> Shame on you all for forgetting...

Atari Faguar
Atari Stynx
Atari Sucks Dick for a Hundred
Take-a-Leak-o-Vision
CommonWhore 64
Crapcom Creepy Sex Stranger
Neo-Geo Adult Entertainment System
Neo-Geo Pis in Color
NES - Naughty Eroticism System
Panasonic GreedyHoe
Philips See-Me-Bi
SNES - SUPER "..."

 

[rarehero]

Originally posted by Neo Rasa:
<STRONG>Neo-Geo Adult Entertainment System
</STRONG>

WOW..
where can i find one?!?!?
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[Devil_Gans]

marvel vs capcom 2:button mashers vs crapcom 2

cvs:crapcom vs snk:millenium fuck 2000

snk:sux 'n' kicked out.

wwf:world weasle federation

thats all

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[Sifl]

Pretendo Squirt You Ol' Boy
Phoney Hey Makin'
Phoney Hey, gay fun too
In Hell's decision
Sega Masturbation System
Sega Lame Queer
Pretendo Dame Toy <IMG SRC="smilies/eek2.gif" border="0">
Pretendo Dame Toy in pants <IMG SRC="smilies/eek2.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/eek2.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/eek2.gif" border="0">

 

[Devil_Gans]

Originally posted by BioMotor_Unitron:
<STRONG>POS2. Need I say more? <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0"></STRONG>

another name is jagged station 2.hey,i'm a ps2 and dc owner yet here i am making fun of the consoles.lol.dc is dead cast or dreamcrap. <IMG SRC="smilies/tickled.gif" border="0">

 

[Neo Rasa]

How about retarded video GAME name parodies?!?!?!? <IMG SRC="smilies/makeface.gif" border="0">

Fatal Fucking
The King of Fuckers
The Fart of Fucking
Meat Fucker
Final Fuck
Streets of Rape
SNK Gals Fuckers
Warning: Semen
Bang-my-Hoe
Golden Ass
Nigga Wing
Cuntquest of Crystal Penis
Anal Instinct
Licentious Things
Krax
Fuckalei
Rape Rash
Anal Syndrome
Life Whore
Rise of the Hoebots
Goddamn Sting: Endless Fool
Stupor Rehab Brothers
Pubert
Gay Fighter
Mortal Wombat
Ninja Gayden
Guardian Assholes
Samurai Hoedown
Metal Slut

Who can tell what all of these are from? <IMG SRC="smilies/tickled.gif" border="0">

After a couple of posts of this I'll do stupid video game CHARACTER name parodies! <IMG SRC="smilies/loco.gif" border="0">

While we're on the subject, has anyone noticed how Q*Bert looks like a walking orang testicle? Or is it just me? <IMG SRC="smilies/loco.gif" border="0">

Bartender! Pour me another! <IMG SRC="smilies/loco.gif" border="0">

 

[Neo Rasa]

*bump* Cause I'm that damn bored. <IMG SRC="smilies/loco.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0">

 

[Iie-Kyo]

King of Fighters - Shorthand is KoF. Our friends call it "cough".

Dance Dance Revolution - Shorthand is DDR. We call it "Durrr".

Dreamcast - Dreamcrap. I like the Dreamcast, mind you but a friend of mine hates it with a passion.

X-Box - X-crap. koolking gets cheezed when I call it this.

Can't remember anything off the top of my head. It's 3 AM in the morning.

 

[Devil_Gans]

kof-king of fuckers
street fighter- street fuckers
power wave- power way
sodom- sodomise
mark of the wolves- mother wolves
dan hibiki- dent hi bitchie

 

[John]

Originally posted by Neo Rasa:

Fatal Fury
King of Fighters
Art of Fighting
Street Fighter
Final Fight
Streets of Rage
SNK Gals Fighters
Warning: Seaman
Bangaioh
Golden Axe
Giga Wing
Conquest of Crystal Palace
Killer Instinct (or Power Instinct?)
Last Blade?
Klax
Faselei!
Road Rash
Alien Syndrome
Life Force
Rise of the Robots
Gundam Wing: Endless Duel
Super Smash Brothers?
Q*Bert
Clay Fighter
Mortal Kombat
Ninja Gaiden
Guardian Heroes
Samurai Shodown
Metal Slug

 

[Devil_Gans]

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[Wolferaizer]

SNK = System Not Known

 

[Jackal]

X-Box: X-Lax <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

Atari Jaguar: A Tardy Laguar (remember the delays that plagued it?)

Emerson Arcadia 2001: Lamerson Barfcadia 2021 1/2

Intellivision: Insmellivision

Colecovision: Co-Reek-o-Vision

Turbo-Grafx 16: Turbo-Goofix 16

Amstrad: Damnstrad

* pours Neo Rasa a shot of one of my favorites- Jagermeister! Cheers! * <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

Game Name Parodies:

Street Fighter Negative 4
The King of Flapjacks
Q*bugger
Slammidar
Yak-Man
Down'n Out
Lost Junk
Super Gagman
Slop Grifter
Hard-On
Bar Wars
Bar Dreck: Strategic Intoxication Simulator
Shadow Staggerer
Schmuck Rogers: Planet of Gloom
Crack Town
Alien Drizzle
Sky Goldfish
Ex-Laxian
Quiet Mouthwash
Mortal Dingbat
Killit Itstinks
Samurai Modown
Pit-Spitter
Art of Doughnuts
Grand Baker
Gamera 5 Billion & 1
Q-Tip Delta
Gerrymander 3 1/3
Contra: Hard Ass Corps
Slime Crisis, Ewww!
Crisis Zoned-Out
Days of the Square
RoboFlop
Sad Dudes Vs. Draggin' Ninjerk
Barnov
The Bogus Ghostbusters
Drinkin' Jag Tournament
Whizzo: Mark of the Dogs
Spill 'de Beer
Bark-Annoyed

 

[Neo Rasa]

Jackal: Jager-wha? O_O; I'm one of the least alcohol-savvy people on the planet. The only stuff I every drink is straight Southern Comfort, tequila, and bacardi ^_^''''.

 

[Daisuke Jigen]

Originally posted by Neo Rasa:
<STRONG>Jackal: Jager-wha? O_O; I'm one of the least alcohol-savvy people on the planet. The only stuff I every drink is straight Southern Comfort, tequila, and bacardi ^_^''''.</STRONG>

Just imagine drinking the water from a porta-potty at a county fair. ugh.

 

[Neo Rasa]

Originally posted by gokusama26:
<STRONG>Just imagine drinking the water from a porta-potty at a county fair. ugh.</STRONG>

So it's beer? <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0">

 

[Neo Bomber Man]

Originally posted by Neo Rasa:
<STRONG>Congratulations! Bored is me! <IMG SRC="smilies/rolleyes.gif" border="0">
</STRONG>

You're not the only one...

Let's see,

The Ass of the Warrior: Art of Anal 3
Suck 'n Bounce
Contra: Hard Whore
ASO 2: A Sodomizing Operation 2 -Last Chance
Legend of Success Ho
King of the Molesters 2: The Next Fling
Magical Drip
Q*Squirt
Pantworm Jim
TMNT: Teenage Masochistic Naughty Tarts
World Hoes
Ninja Masturbators
Dickraiser
Banger Man
Fatal Fury: Wild Sexathon
Riding Horny
Flying Power Dick
Burning Fuck
Crossed Schlongs
Jizz Shot
Galaxy Fuck
Scores! Scores! Scores!
Fu'ck Super Tag Battle
Neo G-Cup 98"
Cunt Lip
Street Poop

Fuck, to think I came up with these names... <IMG SRC="smilies/frown.gif" border="0"> and

Our-Type
Shadow Farts
Pimpbot
Fucktales
Power Dykes 2
Romance of the 3 Cunts

ahhh that's quite enough..

edit: I guess my signature applies to me as well <IMG SRC="smilies/redface.gif" border="0">

[ June 16, 2001: Message edited by: Neo Bomber Man ]

 

[Devil_Gans]

hey Neo Rasa,you said that you would post more of the retarded names when people post more,so here it is.let me hear more of it then i can get some bright ideas and post some funny names.Enlighten me!

 

[Jackal]

Jagermeister is a German liqueur with sort of a licorice/Good & Plenty taste to it. In a glass with ice, it looks like flat Pepsi.

Originally posted by Neo Rasa:
<STRONG>Jackal: Jager-wha? O_O; I'm one of the least alcohol-savvy people on the planet. The only stuff I every drink is straight Southern Comfort, tequila, and bacardi ^_^''''.</STRONG>

 

[Neo Rasa]

Jackal: Thanks <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0">. I'll check it out at some point.

gans: Yeah but I wasn't bored again til now! <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">


Terry Blowhard
Me Got Hoochie
Hoes
Anal Toe-lard
Sleeze Hoe-ward
You Pee
Shit
Girl Reamer
Silly
Cock Tower
The Faggot Car
Push this Butt