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I know people who "finding jesus" prevented them from committing suicide and they claim that their lives drastically improved. In fact, hundreds of millions of people seem to share this belief.
Should the FDA approve Jesus ?
They'd have to admit and believe he exists first. Most just think he was some long haired ancient hippie who had a secret stash of weed, and with his charismatic personality won over many people to a global cause. I don't believe that of course, as I do believe he's the son of GOD and IS GOD, but this has more to do with just looking at the human body and how it operates from a cellular levels on up. I simply do not believe that BY CHANCE man (moreso than the universe) just happened like a condom leak child. It's too perfect, too many things thought out, which to me indicates Intelligent Design of a much higher, higher order.
While I had to ice down my cock, I still believe GOD allowed for my cock not to explode the other night, so I'm no longer interested in blowing $8,000 bucks on a Real Doll even though I still do want one. But I've principles I live by, and if I go out of my way TO TRY and keep my word to fallible people, I have to do the same to the Lord. Shit, it's for knuckle heads like me he came and died and took on the sins of the world and was risen back into the sky. Alone I'd be totally fucked, but with him up there, hanging tough, right side of the father... there's always hope. Heck I don't believed I'd prayed in like 8 months, but I prayed on the 28th of January 2009 that I wouldn't lose my cock. I didn't, GOD IS GOOD.