PREPARE YOURSELF FOR EL HYPHEN

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T.A.P.

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An even dorkier challenger appears!

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I went for the gayest pose I could think of.
 

El Maricon Loco

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Quite the hand-canon pal. Dat other one an XD? I see a chamber indicator pin exposed senor.
 

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They belong to my friend, so I have no clue on what the other one is. I just wanted to use them as props, which is why they're both unloaded.
 

El Maricon Loco

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They belong to my friend, so I have no clue on what the other one is. I just wanted to use them as props, which is why they're both unloaded.

Pretty sweet hardware pal ~ DEagle is a bit much for anything practical but fun as tits.
 

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and thus defines me: wheres that guy that makes the cool psyche-out gifs of this stuff

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Mac91

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That's such a 'shit hipster fuck photo'.
 

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This thread is dying a premature death. I went out looking for a luchador mask, but the best I could come up with was a child-sized ski mask at a charity shop. Therefore, I present...

LA CABEZA DE TORTUGA!!!

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This thread is dying a premature death. I went out looking for a luchador mask, but the best I could come up with was a child-sized ski mask at a charity shop. Therefore, I present...

LA CABEZA DE TORTUGA!!!

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This pic needs more pizza.
 

El Maricon Loco

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This thread is dying a premature death. I went out looking for a luchador mask, but the best I could come up with was a child-sized ski mask at a charity shop. Therefore, I present...

LA CABEZA DE TORTUGA!!!

HAHHA LOVE IT JIBS!!

El Knitted Nightmare!!! Pesadilla De Punto?
 

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We’re all born to broken people on their most honest day of living
and since that first breath... We’ll need grace that we’ve never given
I've been haunted by standard red devils and white ghosts
and it's not only when these eyes are closed
these lies are ropes that I tie down in my stomach,
but they hold this ship together tossed like leaves in this weather
and my dreams are sails that I point towards my true north,
stretched thin over my rib bones, and pray that it gets better
but it won’t, at least I don’t believe it will...
so I've built a wooden heart inside this iron ship,
to sail these blood red seas and find your coasts.
don’t let these waves wash away your hopes
this war-ship is sinking, and I still believe in anchors
pulling fist fulls of rotten wood from my heart, I still believe in saviors
but I know that we are all made out of shipwrecks, every single board
washed and bound like crooked teeth on these rocky shores
so come on and let’s wash each other with tears of joy and tears of grief
and fold our lives like crashing waves and run up on this beach
come on and sew us together, tattered rags stained forever
we only have what we remember


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My throat it still tastes like house fire and salt water
I wear this tide like loose skin, rock me to sea
if we hold on tight we’ll hold each other together
and not just be some fools rushing to die in our sleep
all these machines will rust I promise, but we'll still be electric
shocking each other back to life
Your hand in mine, my fingers in your veins connected
our bones grown together inside
our hands entwined, your fingers in my veins braided
our spines grown stronger in time
because are church is made out of shipwrecks
from every hull these rocks have claimed
but we pick ourselves up, and try and grow better through the change
so come on yall and let’s wash each other with tears of joy and tears of grief
and fold our lives like crashing waves and run up on this beach
come on and sew us together, were just tattered rags stained forever
we only have what we remember
 
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theMot

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We’re all born to broken people on their most honest day of living
and since that first breath... We’ll need grace that we’ve never given
I've been haunted by standard red devils and white ghosts
and it's not only when these eyes are closed
these lies are ropes that I tie down in my stomach,
but they hold this ship together tossed like leaves in this weather
and my dreams are sails that I point towards my true north,
stretched thin over my rib bones, and pray that it gets better
but it won’t, at least I don’t believe it will...
so I've built a wooden heart inside this iron ship,
to sail these blood red seas and find your coasts.
don’t let these waves wash away your hopes
this war-ship is sinking, and I still believe in anchors
pulling fist fulls of rotten wood from my heart, I still believe in saviors
but I know that we are all made out of shipwrecks, every single board
washed and bound like crooked teeth on these rocky shores
so come on and let’s wash each other with tears of joy and tears of grief
and fold our lives like crashing waves and run up on this beach
come on and sew us together, tattered rags stained forever
we only have what we remember


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Pepperoni nipples.
 

theMot

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Chupame Esfinter mistook a mockworthy wealth of nipple hair for nipple surface area, giving the misdiagnosis of Pepperoni Nipples. chuuuparrrrr~ la pollllllaaaaa

International house of pancakes?
 
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