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[sylvie]

You definitely look a little beat down out from self-abuse and alcoholism, but if you move back to the states I'll take good care of my little man.

P.S. you are trying too hard to make a muscle in that picture

 

[Massive Urethra Chode]

If you think he’s trying hard

 

[sylvie]

nice forehead

 

[StevenK]

I guess even Kronos must have an IT department.

 

[BanishingFlatsAC]

Karou could make a jacket out of all the skin on that five-head.

 

[Karou]

Karou could make a jacket out of all the skin on that five-head.

nah I'm 6'2'' like 185lb. 200 if I would eat.

Spoiler:

 

[sylvie]

lol karou would leave nothing left of LoneSage besides blood and bone stumps

 

[BanishingFlatsAC]

 

[Montatez]

Can we start a GoFundMe to send Sage to go get his ass kicked by Karou?

Or at least get him back to the States.

 

[Massive Urethra Chode]

nice forehead

Jealous ?

 

[Jibbajaba]

If you think he’s trying hard

How much do you charge for ad space? I'd like to run an ad campaign for my YouTube jam on that forehead of yours.

Karou could make a jacket out of all the skin on that five-head.

Took me way longer than it should have to figure out what a five-head is.

Or at least get him back to the States.

I think he has the means to come back. He just doesn't, probably out of shame. Like if he had just gone over there to teach engrish for like a year, then no one would bat an eye ("he's just sowing his wild oats before he settles down with a career & family"). But he's been gone as long as he has because he's shirking his responsibilities as grown ass man in western society, and at this point that's obvious to everyone in the Sage family. Why do you think his mom sold all his video games without even asking? Because she doesn't even have a son. She doesn't remember who left all that shit in her house to begin with.

 

[Massive Urethra Chode]

I see nothing too outrageous but ok

 

[LoneSage]

I think he has the means to come back. He just doesn't, probably out of shame. Like if he had just gone over there to teach engrish for like a year, then no one would bat an eye ("he's just sowing his wild oats before he settles down with a career & family"). But he's been gone as long as he has because he's shirking his responsibilities as grown ass man in western society, and at this point that's obvious to everyone in the Sage family. Why do you think his mom sold all his video games without even asking? Because she doesn't even have a son. She doesn't remember who left all that shit in her house to begin with.

lmbo goddamn bro feel free to redact this because it's 2real4me

 

[madmanjock]

Why do you think his mom sold all his video games without even asking? Because she doesn't even have a son. She doesn't remember who left all that shit in her house to begin with.

Or, the kinder view might be that by selling his AES and games, Sage’s mum thought it would force him to join adulthood.

 

[LoneSage]

I don't think she even sold them off. She just gave them to some guy who moved a bunch of useless shit to the shed in the back yard.


Why you guys gotta bring this up, shit

 

[voltronbadass]

I think he has the means to come back. He just doesn't, probably out of shame. Like if he had just gone over there to teach engrish for like a year, then no one would bat an eye ("he's just sowing his wild oats before he settles down with a career & family"). But he's been gone as long as he has because he's shirking his responsibilities as grown ass man in western society, and at this point that's obvious to everyone in the Sage family. Why do you think his mom sold all his video games without even asking? Because she doesn't even have a son. She doesn't remember who left all that shit in her house to begin with.

You post this yet you are bewildered why I would think you are scum

 

[Jibbajaba]

You post this yet you are bewildered why I would think you are scum

When did I say I was bewildered by it?

Rent free.

 

[NGT]

 

[Gentle Ben]

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Whose child did you kidnap?

 

[Karou]

looks like you are further out of the city this time

keep up or shut up, Maybe? Also very creepy suggestion especially toward someone I am pretty sure we keep this thread ''decent''

 

[NGT]

Whose child did you kidnap?

I don't even know who that kid is. Turned around and there he was photo bombing!

 

[sylvie]

I don't even know who that kid is. Turned around and there he was photo bombing!

this explanation also works for hwen the cops find a dead hooker or stripper in your trunk. Citation and deal with it in a few months

 

[NGT]

You get photo bombed by dead hookers?

 

[sylvie]

well i mean if you get out of your car thinking that you have nothing to hide, and you open your trunk and there's some dead bitch you don't recognize.... that's some metaphorical cousin to "photo bombing" i guess

 

[madmanjock]

Greets from Santorini, on holiday here for a week.