please tell me its just an elaborate joke

RevQuixo

RevQuixo

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Do Genpets bite?
Genpets should not bite, however Bio-Genica does sell the tooth remover kit.


Fake.
 
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ki_atsushi

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Christ, they look like baby greys. Who in their right mind would want a freak of nature like one of these. I know it's a fake, but it's just too stupid altogether.
 
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From the FAQ:

How do the Genpets breath in the packages?
There are vent holes on the side of the package that allow filtered air to pass.


Do Genpets feel pain?
Yes. However the Genpets have limited vocal chords so they will not create a large amount of noise when disturbed.


What if I go on vacation?
The same protein that keeps the Genpet dormant on store shelves can be supplied at anytime during the life span of the Genpet making care for the pet incredibly simple.


Do Genpets show emotions?
Yes. This is part of why we have colour coded the Genpets. They come in seven different personality types. Each personality type shows slightly different emotions.


Do Genpets Talk?
Genpets have limited vocal chords for the convenience of parents. However, they do make some sound.
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Why am I thinking of Aphex Twin while I read this?
 
Buro Destruct

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Four mouse clicks and I was on the artist's portfolio site.

Fake, but extremely effective.
 
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