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The King Prawn

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I do, and if you haven't I suggest it. You'd be amazed in what people ask for. Case in point-

Taken from Housing>Sublet/Temp Wanted


Need help by tonite paying for my room.Please email asap if interested


Prawn says: Please apologize to your children for gambling away the trust fund.... or Some whores just can't make it these days, try knitting. We all need a nice scarf or two.

Hi my name is Cassie and im looking for a temp place to stay for about a week. I dont have money to offer but can clean cook do laundry or anything u need help with. I have my own transportation and will provide my own food. Not looking for sex or anything like that, no creeps please. I am a 23yr white female. Place needed by tonite thanks. pics threw email

Prawn says: Let me get this straight, you want to live with me for free because you have "no money" yet you will cook, clean, do laundry for me; put gas in your car; & BUY your own food. Additionally you're not looking for sex yet I know you're a "23yr" white female that will send me a pic. You are an ugly nympho. How soon can you get here?

We are looking for a house for filming during the month of April. We are offering up to $4,500 for the right look, the property MUST be fully furnished
please send ext/int pictures or contact me for more info


Prawn says: PORNO!

HI MY NAME IS MONA IAM CD TV LOOKING TO SHARE RENT LOOKING TO PAY 300 AMOTH IAM GAY TOTAL BOOTOM FEM LOOKING FOR GAY MEN TOTAL TOP LOOKING TO RENT LOOKING TO SERVISE YOU EVRIDAY BE YOUR PERSONAL COCKSUCKER CUMLOVER CUMRAP ILOVE ORAL SEX SUCK COCK SWALLOW IAM FEM BIG BOOTY LOVE SUCKING DICK IF YOU HAVE ROOM IF YOU WANT YOUR PERSONAL COCKSUCKER LIVE NESSAGE NUMBER IAM MONA YOU GONA LOVE IAM THE BEST COCKSUCKER YOU GONA MEET.

Prawn says: First of all, next to your left pinky, that is if you are familiar with the "home keys", there is a button that you should probably press. Second, WTF!?

I dunno, I guess I'm just bored. lol
 
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