Only for Southern NeoGeo FAn !!!!!!

[Briggs]

In response to all the "Only for (insert country here) Neo Fans" posts I keep seeing, this is for all my neo fans south of the Mason Dixon. Other folks are welcome to try and translate if you wish.


Hey bubba! You seen that durn Metal Slug game? Sheeeit! It's badder n' hell. You mash a bunch of buttons and that little feller whoops ass! I tell you what. You put on Freebird and knock back some Buds and damn! It'll make y'all wanna slap yer momma it's so gooder. Hell, I may have to work a double at the Waffle House and git me more of them games.

 

[RevQuixo]

I saw one of dem metal slugs parked outside of the Po' Folks. It was more bigger than that metal dinosaur thing me and pa saw at the tractor pull!

 

[Neon_Sonic]

Pleaaase don't do that. I live in Georgia and get enough of that redneck crap everyday.

 

[One-Eyed Willy]

Originally posted by Briggs:
<STRONG>Hey bubba! You seen that durn Metal Slug game? Sheeeit! It's badder n' hell. You mash a bunch of buttons and that little feller whoops ass! I tell you what. You put on Freebird and knock back some Buds and damn! It'll make y'all wanna slap yer momma it's so gooder. Hell, I may have to work a double at the Waffle House and git me more of them games.</STRONG>

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Apparently, this is how a French Neo-Geo fan might decipher(?) your post:

Hé bubba! You considering this play of metal ingot of durn? Sheeeit! It is hell of badder N '. You crush a group of buttons and this little of feller hoots the ass! I say to you what. You put in Freebird function and strike behind buds and anything! It will make the momma yer of opera hat of wanna of y' all that it is thus gooder. Hell, I then to have to work a double with the Room and the waffle git I more them of the plays.

(translated into French then back into English at world.altavista.com)

Hyuk hyuuk!

 

[Briggs]

I swear to god that is the funniest thing I have seen in about a month.

"You crush a group of buttons and this little of feller hoots the ass!"

Too funny.