OK... Who will admit to ringing their mom or significant other...

Rot

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...To ask how to cook something?

Factzoid... Jan is away in Spain... I is cooking a chicken casserole tonight...

...Instead of googling... I'll prefer to contact the woman... SHE knows best:D

xROTx

PS. I am prob the worse cook in the world... going to be 43 soon... and in all fairness... I don't know how to turn on the BIG oven (..we have 2 on our expensive as fuck cooker...)

EDIT: I ROXXORS!
 

Mokkori

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I usually ring for the grocery list or what she (wife) wants for take out.
 

Rot

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I think... I might have fucked up...

Luckily... I have a backup plan... and an unlimited call plan from my mobile phone...

xROTx
 

ForeverSublime

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I dare you to call a restaurant and ask them how to make your casserole.
 

Rot

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I dare you to call a restaurant and ask them how to make your casserole.

No need... on further consideration... I have decided that I just wasted $15usd worth of ingredients...

...I am now resorting to wasting $30usd on ordering some Chinese...

xROTx
 

cdamm

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i do this often. except depending on the style i may call my grandmother or my father (who uses a little too much wine in his red sauce for my taste, but its still pretty damn good).
 

ForeverSublime

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No need... on further consideration... I have decided that I just wasted $15usd worth of ingredients...

...I am now resorting to wasting $30usd on ordering some Chinese...

xROTx

The correct answer would be to call someone else's wife/mom, anyway.
 

andsuchisdeath

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Hey mom, do I need to set the microwave to four minutes, or just three for my Hungry (Sodium) Man?

Sincerely,

Son
 

goombakid

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I call my mom to ask her how to cook certain Filipino dishes because some of the ones I see on the internet call for more stuff that I remembered.
 

GregN

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Without sounding chavanistic. I think women are much better at cooking and cleaning. I do a half-ass job at both of those things.
 
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HDRchampion

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I ring my dad for the hell of it.
 

ballzdeepx

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Hey mom, do I need to set the microwave to four minutes, or just three for my Hungry (Sodium) Man?

Sincerely,

Son

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CORY

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Why aren't you in Spain with your wife Rot? You should call her about that.
 

Karou

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I should ask my mom about sausage stuffed jalapenos, pop up(like casserole?) pizza, and some soups sometime.
 

madman

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Without sounding anti-woman. I think women are much better at cooking and cleaning. I do a half-ass job at both of those things.

Just because you suck at those tasks, and from what I can tell, you pretty much suck at life, doesn't mean it's a universal truth.
 

herb

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I'll occasionally call my Grandmother up to ask her for some of her recipe's.
 

mr_b

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This is why you dont marry for love but for cooking skills. Women are good for two things cooking and fucking. Follow this rule and you'll be a happy man. A good woman would have had pre-made casseroles in the fridge for you to cook as needed.

Get your shit on lock Rot.
 
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andsuchisdeath

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This is why you dont marry for love but for cooking skills. Women are good for two things cooking and fucking. Follow this rule and you'll be a happy man. A good woman would have had pre-made casseroles in the fridge for you to cook as needed.

Get your shit on lock Rot.

Ughh put your filter back on.
 
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