Tora Kouhi said:
Who beat who in the survivor matches individually?
I know Cena beat Big Show, and Lesnar beat Cena but what about the others and the Bischoff-Austin match as well.
Ahem! Let me tell you all what happened:
Team Angle vs. Team Lesner
Before the match began, Hardcore Holly went out of the ring to beat the hell out of Brock Lesnar. Kurt Angle tried to stop Holly but he wouldn't listen to anyone so Angle eliminated him. That got me mad cause he was only out for three minutes. Later on, the match started to trail on. It looked like Angle's team was going to lose until Cena came in and body slammed the Big Show. With that body slam, Cena pinned the Big Show one, two, three.
Cutscene
The coach came out talking about how he got hurt the other night and how he thank his fans for caring for him. He looks around the arena and sees Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban. He interviews him and asks him a couple of questions. When Cuban said that he hopes that Austin's team will kick Eric Bishop's team, Bishop walked out and challenged Cuban. Mark beat his ass and started to talk more smack to Bishop until Randy Orton came out and did his special on him (Cuban).
Later on, the Bashem Brothers fought Los Gurreroes. The Gurreroes came out in a lowrider truck with some spinners. I really didn't see the fight cause I went out to go get some food but the Bashem Brothers won the fight.
The Kane and Shane fight was tight.
The Women's title was next with Lita vs. Molly Holly. Lita was out there kicking some serious ass and takin' names. Molly had a few good hits but Lita could have won the match if Molly hadn't cheated. She took the stuffing out of the turnbuckle and made Lita hit with a scissors sweep.
Next, was the match that everyone wanted to see: Austin vs. Bishop. The match was too long for me to remember every little thing but I was disappointed that the Dudley Boyz didn't get the table. Shawn Michales was out there fighting three other people. He almost lost the match when Bishop came out but then Autsin came out and beat him up. Michales fought those three men with every ounce of strength he had left. He almost beat Randy Orton until Batista came out and did his special on him. Orton pinned him 1,2,3.
Austin came out to say his goodbyes. He said "He loved the shit out of us!" Coach came out and sang the na na na na hey hey hey, good bye song. Austin wupped his ass.
The buried alive match was violent. The Undertaker kicked Vince's ass. The dead man hit Vince upside the head on the edge of the shovel and it looked like it hurt real bad. When the Undertaker was about to bury Vince via tractor, Kane, Unexpectly, came out of the tractor and beat up his "brother". He choked slamed the Undertaker into the grave and Vince poured the dirt on him.
The heavyweight championship match was boring. HHH kept on cheating with that damn sledge hammer. Goldberg won though.
All in all, I give that pay per view a B-
Maury V.