NES Rescue Rangers is Squirrel War now

[@M]

I was looking at some more cheap AliExpress handhelds and came across this gem in the preinstalled games list:

I know that Chip & Dale are chipmunks, not squirrels, but, "Squirrel War" just FEELS right, dammit!

 

[fake]

Chipmunks technically are ground squirrels, along with prairie dogs and marmots.

 

[@M]

You're correct, and the Chinese fixed that for you, Capcom!

 

[FAT$TACKS]

Chipmunks technically are ground squirrels, along with prairie dogs and marmots.

What are you, a fucking park ranger now?

Who gives a shit about the fucking marmot.

 

[@M]

I only give a shit about Gadget and distracting that fook Monterey Jack with cheese so he can't cockblock me...

 

[Neodogg]

Not many can ride my 20cm wrench…

 

[Karou]

What are you, a fucking park ranger now?

Who gives a shit about the fucking marmot.

marmots carry plague . thats noteworthy?

 

[neo_mao]

marmots carry plague . thats noteworthy?

Yes Karou, that is noteworthy.

I’m glad I know that now.

 

[Lagduf]

I only give a shit about Gadget and distracting that fook Monterey Jack with cheese so he can't cockblock me...View attachment 56264

This cosplay is cringe beyond belief.

 

[FAT$TACKS]

I only give a shit about Gadget and distracting that fook Monterey Jack with cheese so he can't cockblock me...