And continuing on "Nothing makes sense" about this:
I received mine today. It was delivered by a hitman, I swear. Greased black hair, button up shirt and slacks, drove a Mercedes SUV and not any sort of package delivery truck I've ever seen. But he had the official "Need you to sign for this" slip of paper that I've signed for other packages with. He had at least 1 other package in his front seat. So I'm reasonably certain he's not going to snipe me from my window and take it back after I post this.
My tracking number still says "Waiting for package to be dropped off with us" on the French site.
But all in all, I've now got it and immediately tested it out. Used the Unibios to boot it in both MVS and AES modes, just because. Worked well in both of them. It was a long strange trip to get here, but in the end I'm happy with it. I wish Furrtek was better about communication, at all (I sent him a message saying thanks on Skype shortly before posting this, we'll see if he'll respond to that even) but in the end, the product seems to be pretty good.