Ok, I'm going to give this hilarity driven thread an honest reply.
Ok, 16 years old. In all seriousness what you're doing now will probably have fuck all to do with the rest of your life apart from getting ready for college.
High School is a little bubble of nonsense, once you're out and over that freaking-out-that-your're-out-of-high-school phase you'll notice that reality is alot different.
Shit like this doesn't matter in real life. So you suck with women, lots of men do. Your case really isn't that unique.
I used to date several Asian girls and most of them were dead lays and had serious father issues because in the culture, dad makes the rules.
Anyways, Asian girls really aren't that great in fact most girls aren't that great. Most are average like everyone else.
But holy shit, you're 16. Go smoke some pot with your friends and act like a retard. I did that when I was 16 and I turned out fine.