Has anyone experienced the joy of playing on something this beautiful?

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Have you ever been lucky enough to play a cabinet that is put together as well as this one in an arcade? :glee:



alright, seriously......just about every time I look on eBay I see some crazy button layout for a neo-geo cab......

It's not like they're just different...... but just put together to look like shit!

just wondering what the heck could be going through people's heads when they're making a control panel that looks like this:

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Maybe they're blindfolded when making the control panels? I mean seriously... WTF?

Anyone else ran into anything like this at an auction or an arcade? Hard to play? It seems like you would be really weird with the second player standing on the side of the cabinet,lol...

Just curious what other people think and if anyone from around here has actually played on something like this?
 
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Usually it's just a case of a lazy arcade operator/owner taking an existing badly designed panel layout and adding to it.
They can't be bothered to build or replace a new panel (can't say that I blame them as installing and wiring new buttons can be a tedious process---especially if you need to do this on more than one cab) they simply find ways to cram new buttons into an already cramped area and layout.
 

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Belive me there are FAR FAR worse

I'll be back with a pic.
 

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But look at the arcade sticks locations......


It's like somebody was supposed to stand in front of the game and use both of them for one player VO-OT or something...



I mean... what game would have a control panel like that? Unless they took it from a bigger cab and just cut it down without actually trying to make it even?


and I have seen worse ones than this by far!!!
 

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:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


don't even tell me those are neo panels :spock:
 

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:eek_2:



3 buttons? wtf?


that is just plain sad!

ok....I would like to see someone top those,lol....
 

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after looking at those atrocities, I'm reminded of just how disgustingly indifferent some operators can be towards gameplayers...I mean, there's always laziness but to flat out make a cabinet setup that's incompatible for NORMAL play is just...grrr
:blow_top:

it drives me mad how some of them just feel it's ok to piss on us like that...we're the @#$%^! CUSTOMER for pity's sake...
 

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lithy said:
horridCP.bmp

hideous2.jpg


Thanks Briggs for the pics

Whoever came up with that layout for a Cab needs to be beat with a switch for ten minutes, and forced to watch Tatoo say "Dee Plane, Dee Plane" being looped on a BETA during the whole process. No fourth button? And WTF is up with the black cab and thoss weird buttons... And damn it looks like some chick puked up her dinner after gagging on a cock with that off color in the last photo. Uggggggh!

MERCENARY X99
 

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I wonder if Briggs' 'Bad Panel Poll' is still about?
 

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See, the difference between the picture that I posted and the other two pictures up there, is that the guy went as far as getting the overlay, the label stickers, 4 different colored buttons, the one and two player stickers........and just about everything you need to make a nice looking neo panel.....


but then handed the materials to his 4 year old son and said "Have at it!" lol....

that's the part I don't get....
 

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Amano Jacu said:
thepain.jpg


I found this one this summer in Spain... :rolleyes:

twas only a matter of time till somone whipped out a pic of the pie buttons...
 

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lithy said:
horridCP.bmp

Thanks Briggs for the pics

WTF?

It's like someone stole the buttons off a gambling machine, then used a buttplug as a joystick
 

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Well can anyone please tell me why arcades do so poorly in the US????

Anyone,,,,, Hmmmmm..........
 

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lithy said:
Belive me there are FAR FAR worse

I'll be back with a pic.

:tickled: :D :tickled:

I have a ton of saved picks of bad controller layouts..
Some are just ridiculously horrific....

I agree with Freelancer ...

Freelancer said:
Usually it's just a case of a lazy arcade operator/owner taking an existing badly designed panel layout and adding to it.
They can't be bothered to build or replace a new panel (can't say that I blame them as installing and wiring new buttons can be a tedious process---especially if you need to do this on more than one cab) they simply find ways to cram new buttons into an already cramped area and layout.
 

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VVVVVV-----Again I wonder.....


NGT said:
See, the difference between the picture that I posted and the other two pictures up there, is that the guy went as far as getting the overlay, the label stickers, 4 different colored buttons, the one and two player stickers........and just about everything you need to make a nice looking neo panel.....


but then handed the materials to his 4 year old son and said "Have at it!" lol....

that's the part I don't get....



why the hell would someone get all of that and then F' it all up?
 

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How hard is it to bondo the holes, Sand it then drill new ones?
 

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screw that...i thought you were serious at first and then i realized its obviously sarcasm...
 

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The bondo isnt really the problem..its putting the metal rods in to secure the bondo. Kinda like Rebar inside of concrete. Then smoothing & painting the bondo right before it dries. :rolleyes:
 

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Those cabs are so strange

They look fucking retarded...


No way would I ever buy something like that...
 

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lithy said:
(Pitiful layout pics)

Thanks Briggs for the pics

Wow...I didn't think there were that many quiz games for the Neo.

My fingers hurt just looking at that shit.
 
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