Kid Aphex:
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Yawn, same old, same old. Hey, at least Im not an attention grabbing whore who thinks he is the world's coolest Neo Geo Gamer and always needs to prove it by making up senseless and pretentious setnences that make no one with a brain laugh.
You have a thing with judging male physical appearences too. Ive mentioned this before, but you are a gay man. YOu need to get over it and start getting fucked up the ass like a respectable faggot. YOu make homos look bad. Those fake pics of you and your imaginary wife are pretty cool though.
Anyways, get back to watching tom cruise sweat it up in top gun while trying to remember which hand you masturbate with as to not confuse it with your dorito hand.
Asshole.
lol "FAKE" pictures.
I know you couldn't believe your eyes, but those pics were real. Someone this attractive CAN and DOES exist. You can't fake those looks. Maybe in Photoshop 23.
Anyways...
Tom Cruise IS hot.
AND I'm eating Doritos right now.
Regardless, you're still a really ugly, boring emo kid who's destined to marry a horse-of-a wife and remain a frustrated looking gen-xer his entire life.
Here's a tip: Clean yourself up and find a hooker buddy! Once laid, maybe you'll ditch the flannels and beanies! 1993 be GONE brother!
ps: lose some weight also.
Your dad,
Ray