bubba966
Cinema Ninja!,
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Woke up slightly early today due to intense pain. Kinda felt like I'd pulled a muscle in my back or groin as it went from the lower third of my right side back down to the groin and ending at my right nut. Figured that taking a muscle relaxer would help so tried that and attempted to go back to sleep.
That didn't seem to do much anything for the pain level so decided to try a hot shower as I was still thinking muscle pull. Seemed to feel slightly better after that but not enough.
Decided ok, maybe it's a pulled groin and looked up what to do with that and see icing it is helpful. That most certainly did not help. Just made it worse. Had to take a leak about the time I figured out that the ice was making things worse. Couple minutes later, HOLY FUCKIN HELL THE PAIN!
Like starting to pass the fuck out, cold sweats, kill me now pain. I've been crushed by heavy equipment, blown up a finger w/a sledgehammer impact, broken bones while snowmobiling, etc and so on. Felt like someone had a death grip on my nuts and was trying to pop em.
But this was as bad or worse than any of that shit.
As it wasn't seeming to get better I drove down to the urgent care clinic. Thankfully the pain level dropped back down to intense from the fucking kill me now level it had been at. Get to see the doc after about an hour or so and after telling him where the pain starts and ends and dropping my droors for him to check my junk (his actual words... lol) he says it sounds like kidney stones.
So they want a urine sample to check for blood. Give em that and get back to the exam room. Minute or so later the pain comes back like before, but even worse. I can't sit down. Can't stand up. Can't fucking walk. Start sweating and beginning to pass the fuck out again so lean over the exam table and find a position that's vaguely comfortable. after 10 minutes of wanting to die the damn pain finally backs off a bit.
Doc comes back a few minutes after that and says yup, I got kidney stones. And that the kill me now pain after taking a leak is the damn thing/things moving on their way out. Says they should be passed within a few days and gives me a tramadol scrip for the pain after I tell him that it works ok for me while most other stuff doesn't (FUCK YOU FDA FOR PULLING DARVON OUT OF PRODUCTION).
Go to the nearest Costco to get my tramadol filled and have to take a leak while I'm there. Sooo didn't want to deal with that pain again in public (and didn't have the strainer they gave me to grab the stones so they could analize them) so I try and wait. But nahh, had to go. I didn't feel anything pass, but no pain came with it.
And since takin a leak at Costco w/out straining it I've yet to see any large stones be passed. Nor has that kill me now pain returned. While he was diagnosing me he was moderately punching the kidney area asking about if it hurt. No idea if he broke em up any while doing that so that's why I've not felt the pain again. Or if they haven't moved again. Or if they have moved a little but the shot of painkiller he gave me along w/the tramadol is helping enough I'm not feeling it.
But fuck man, this shit sucks and I want it over with ASAP!
That didn't seem to do much anything for the pain level so decided to try a hot shower as I was still thinking muscle pull. Seemed to feel slightly better after that but not enough.
Decided ok, maybe it's a pulled groin and looked up what to do with that and see icing it is helpful. That most certainly did not help. Just made it worse. Had to take a leak about the time I figured out that the ice was making things worse. Couple minutes later, HOLY FUCKIN HELL THE PAIN!
Like starting to pass the fuck out, cold sweats, kill me now pain. I've been crushed by heavy equipment, blown up a finger w/a sledgehammer impact, broken bones while snowmobiling, etc and so on. Felt like someone had a death grip on my nuts and was trying to pop em.
But this was as bad or worse than any of that shit.
As it wasn't seeming to get better I drove down to the urgent care clinic. Thankfully the pain level dropped back down to intense from the fucking kill me now level it had been at. Get to see the doc after about an hour or so and after telling him where the pain starts and ends and dropping my droors for him to check my junk (his actual words... lol) he says it sounds like kidney stones.
So they want a urine sample to check for blood. Give em that and get back to the exam room. Minute or so later the pain comes back like before, but even worse. I can't sit down. Can't stand up. Can't fucking walk. Start sweating and beginning to pass the fuck out again so lean over the exam table and find a position that's vaguely comfortable. after 10 minutes of wanting to die the damn pain finally backs off a bit.
Doc comes back a few minutes after that and says yup, I got kidney stones. And that the kill me now pain after taking a leak is the damn thing/things moving on their way out. Says they should be passed within a few days and gives me a tramadol scrip for the pain after I tell him that it works ok for me while most other stuff doesn't (FUCK YOU FDA FOR PULLING DARVON OUT OF PRODUCTION).
Go to the nearest Costco to get my tramadol filled and have to take a leak while I'm there. Sooo didn't want to deal with that pain again in public (and didn't have the strainer they gave me to grab the stones so they could analize them) so I try and wait. But nahh, had to go. I didn't feel anything pass, but no pain came with it.
And since takin a leak at Costco w/out straining it I've yet to see any large stones be passed. Nor has that kill me now pain returned. While he was diagnosing me he was moderately punching the kidney area asking about if it hurt. No idea if he broke em up any while doing that so that's why I've not felt the pain again. Or if they haven't moved again. Or if they have moved a little but the shot of painkiller he gave me along w/the tramadol is helping enough I'm not feeling it.
But fuck man, this shit sucks and I want it over with ASAP!
