FFS... My wallet feels RAPED!...

Rot

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...Jan insisted on doing her food Christmas shopping today...

SO... I left work early and took her to the Supermarket...

DAMN!... OVER... £400GBP later....

xROTx

PS. Here's the thing...

Xmas day... only Jan, Myself, Jan's dumbass son and her ex-father in law are here....

Boxing Day.... Jan, Myself, ALL Jans 3x dumbass sons and 2x GF's and one grandkid are coming...

NO WAY IS THAT £400GBP worth of food and drinks:(
 

NeoTurfMasta

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...Jan insisted on doing her food Christmas shopping today...

SO... I left work early and took her to the Supermarket...

DAMN!... OVER... £400GBP later....

xROTx

PS. Here's the thing...

Xmas day... only Jan, Myself, Jan's dumbass son and her ex-father in law are here....

Boxing Day.... Jan, Myself, ALL Jans 3x dumbass sons and 2x GF's and one grandkid are coming...

NO WAY IS THAT £400GBP worth of food and drinks:(

£300 of it is alcohol for you.
 

Setherial

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...Jan insisted on doing her food Christmas shopping today...

SO... I left work early and took her to the Supermarket...

DAMN!... OVER... £400GBP later....

xROTx

PS. Here's the thing...

Xmas day... only Jan, Myself, Jan's dumbass son and her ex-father in law are here....

Boxing Day.... Jan, Myself, ALL Jans 3x dumbass sons and 2x GF's and one grandkid are coming...

NO WAY IS THAT £400GBP worth of food and drinks:(
£400?????
 

Jibbajaba

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What is she making?!?

Edit: I feel like NeoTurfMasta nailed it.
 

GohanX

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evil wasabi

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Rot's family situation is really incredible.

Let's re-visit this:
Roy
Jan
Jan's dubious adult son
Jan's ex husband's dad
 

Rot

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Rot's family situation is really incredible.

Let's re-visit this:
Roy
Jan
Jan's dubious adult son
Jan's ex husband's dad

You have to understand... in Nerd life... ANY woman that can put up with:

...OCD geek Azn... with a narcissistic complex... who can't cook and spends most of his free time on a Nerd gaming website...

IS A WINNAR!

xROTx
 

oliverclaude

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...OCD geek Azn... with a narcissistic complex... who can't cook and spends most of his free time on a Nerd gaming website...

...but has the obligatory 400GBP later at his disposal. Women are markedly practical.
 

Kiel

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If its that expensive it should at least be good.

Right?
 

SonGohan

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Make sure she doesn't have a secret boyfriend or something. I used to hook up with a married lady who would pay for a hotel and brag that she was using her husband's money. She would hit the ATM up for $300 and buy a shitload of liquor and takeout, and give the rest to me.

Make sure she isn't fucking a Wes on the side.
 

madman

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Wanna upset me?... Talk trash about my Jan...

ALL RULES go to shit then... word of advice...

xROTx

Not trash talking, just figured you were around my age (late 30s).
 

madman

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I'm 43... Jan is 55...

... ONLY I can talk trash about Jan...

xROTx

Ah that makes sense then. I think when I was 32 or 33 I briefly dated an older woman w/kids, luckily there was no ex-husband drama to deal with.
 

Mac91

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400 quid, and Rot doesn't cook. Looks like Jan has to get through 325 pounds of cooking. Mad props to her if so.
 

Rot

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400 quid, and Rot doesn't cook. Looks like Jan has to get through 325 pounds of cooking. Mad props to her if so.

What pissed me off the most was the condiments and the fuckin salmon with cheese starters...

xROTx

PS. WHO EATS THAT SHIT!
 

F4U57

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What pissed me off the most was the condiments and the fuckin salmon with cheese starters...

xROTx

PS. WHO EATS THAT SHIT!

Roy, the starters are where it's at, mang! I can gorge on blue cheese, salmon, olives, Biltong and was it all down with my favourite drink all day. Jan knows the score.
 
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