Elf on a shelf, 2k19 edition

[wataru330]

It’s that time of year again! Post your elfs here, to show your holiday spirit, and/or help spitball ideas for parents that have run out of ideas.

Please don’t muck up the thread w/ too much of the meme set. I’m really interested in what the rad dads of n-g.com have come up with!

Our Dollie the Elf, was so excited to be back-she started decorating the first tree she could find. Our Christmas tree isn’t up yet; so, this means our jade plant got got.

 

[Heinz]

I can't believe the forum has devolved this far, soon we'll be posting threads about best christmas pressies for the kids.

 

[wataru330]

This isn’t the first Elf thread, mang. I can’t find the old ones; tapatalk is fucking up.

No likey?

Move along.

 

[ForeverSublime]

I can't believe the forum has devolved this far, soon we'll be posting threads about best christmas pressies for the kids.

That elf is clearly into bondage, square.

10/10 would sit on again.

 

[mjmjr25]

Thanks for posting this again - I enjoy the pics. I'll try to get some of ours posted. We're under 28" of snow today and all service is spotty to non-existent.

 

[wataru330]

Woah! That’s a grip of snow. Hope y’all enjoy some puzzles, fires, cocoa-whatever floats your boat.

I wish I could’ve bumped the old Elf shelf thread-there are some great pics/ideas in there.
Here is my favorite from 6 yrs ago:

Today’s jawn:

Thought we were having a snow day, so Dollie broke a puzzle out, lol.
False alarm-we got rain instead.

 

[GohanX]

I kinda want an aquarium just so I can stick a Spongebob pineapple house in it.

 

[wataru330]

 

[wataru330]

 

[LoneSage]

A unique tradition, to be sure. I said it in previous years here but I had never even heard of this until neo-geo.com. It makes me wonder what other traditions families have. For mine, for example, on the first day of the month if the first word we say is 'rabbit' that means we'd have good luck all month.

 

[terry.330]

Not gonna lie, it's creepy as fuck. It's like a gremlin meets cupid and they had butt sex.

 

[Dr Shroom]

Just heard about this tradition yesterday.
You murcans are wack.

 

[wataru330]

You are 10 years late to the party, Doc.

 

[HellioN]

Why type 2k19?
Is it just to be different?
Are you trying to trigger people?
It's (current year), just type 2019.
For fucks sake.

 

[wataru330]

Complains about style of typing.
*types capital letters at beginning and ending of handle*

Ok dude.

Between this nonsense, and the lamer tier parody thread about Switch games for kiddos, the lot of y’all beer bellied share croppers are Grinching-hard.

None of the old Elf threads had this level of shitposting.

Enjoy the coal filled stockings coming your way.

Merry Christmas!

 

[terry.330]

I demand a better picture of that pug painting sir.

 

[wataru330]

That’s the dearly departed Harley. I’ll text you some flicks from the same artist/same series.

My man Dave did a run of couples oil portraits that are epic. There’s one each of all the couples in our circle, and my favorite is of my buddy and his guitar in place of his gf. That was an interesting sitting to coordinate, lol.

 

[terry.330]

That sounds like a lot of fingering her fretless.

RIP puppers. She's playing with a chew toy and sniffing butts in heaven now.

 

[wataru330]

Thanks, K. She was my main squeeze for the longest.

 

[HellioN]

Complains about style of typing.
*types capital letters at beginning and ending of handle*

Ok dude.

Between this nonsense, and the lamer tier parody thread about Switch games for kiddos, the lot of y’all beer bellied share croppers are Grinching-hard.

None of the old Elf threads had this level of shitposting.

Enjoy the coal filled stockings coming your way.

Merry Christmas!

First of all, I'm way past beer belly.
It made more sense 20 years ago to type 2k or 2k5.
Today you're still typing four characters, why not just type 2019?
As far as coal, I hope it's the chewing gum "coal" that places like Walgreens sells.
That stuff is fun.
Regardless, thank for noticing me senpai!

 

[wataru330]

 

[Dr Shroom]

hump that brush you little elf bastard

 

[wataru330]

My daughter made the elf a zip line.
Christmas is the jawn!

 

[wataru330]

 

[F4U57]