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What bullshit have you heard today that made you want to just slap someone silly? Here's mine:
So we are in class, and we're discussing about national memories concerning WWII... blah blah blah. Anyway some guy who constantly mumbles to himself and goes on about shit says that his grandma lived in Indonesia during the war. The Japs come in, fuck everyone up, and she has to flee to Australia.
So far, so good. There's no problem with this. However, he says his grandma has not eaten rice since WWII (I think she's old as shit now) because she hates Japs so much. So I immediately think this is stupid, start asking him the ins and outs of this, making it obvious that I think he's full of shit.
Then, after 10 minutes of him going on about a completely unrelated matter, I point out that she has never eaten risotto or paella or rice pudding. What about noodles?
I don't know about you guys, but this fucking pissed me off. Either he is making up a shitty story to try and sound cool in class, or his grandma is a fucking stupid cunt.
So we are in class, and we're discussing about national memories concerning WWII... blah blah blah. Anyway some guy who constantly mumbles to himself and goes on about shit says that his grandma lived in Indonesia during the war. The Japs come in, fuck everyone up, and she has to flee to Australia.
So far, so good. There's no problem with this. However, he says his grandma has not eaten rice since WWII (I think she's old as shit now) because she hates Japs so much. So I immediately think this is stupid, start asking him the ins and outs of this, making it obvious that I think he's full of shit.
Then, after 10 minutes of him going on about a completely unrelated matter, I point out that she has never eaten risotto or paella or rice pudding. What about noodles?
I don't know about you guys, but this fucking pissed me off. Either he is making up a shitty story to try and sound cool in class, or his grandma is a fucking stupid cunt.