Well, the original reason I mentioned French is because Robert said English isn't his first language. But I don't mind putting up translated versions of our current reviews.
The problem is I'm not the right person to do it: Sure I could run it through a translator, but we all know that we're going to get some weird wording into whatever language it goes into -and I would have no idea how to correct for it.
So...
If someone wants (who speaks French, Spanish, German, whatever...) to run the reviewd through a translator and then clean up the miss-translations and other such oddities, I'll post up the new reviews.
It shouldn't be to hard, and it shouldn't take too long. As in everything:
Credit for translations will be given!