Breaking Bad?

[terry.330]

Dude you were more hyped than that to meet Wasabi. You know you would have flipped out big time and crushed Bob Barkers brittle spine in a fit of exuberance.

But would you have won the showcase shodown?

 

[LoneSage]

you guys wanna hear a LS story? fuck breaking bad anyway, I never watch TV
I went to the International Beer Festival in Qingdao recently. Got called up onstage for a drinking competition. All the sons a bitches thought I couldn't speak chinese and then i knocked them on their asses, until i was told i needed a partner for the competition. Grabbed the mic and yelled in their language "I CAME HERE ALONE BECAUSE I HAVE NO FRIENDS, WHO CAN HELP ME?" buncha dudes jumped out of their seats and one made it first.
So it turns out the competition is who can drink the fastest without using their hands, and the beer's in a baby bottle. so basically who can suck a big baby bottle's worth of beer the fastest. Who wins but the American? Cheers are had, the pretty hostess comes around and I make a speech, and as this beer is Taiwan brand, I yell...

"TAIWAN SHI ZHONG GUO DE!"
*applause*
"DIAOYU DAO SHI ZHONG GUO DE!"
*thunderous applause*
"RIBEN SHI ZHONG GUO DE!"
*foaming at the mouth, hooping and hollering*
"DI QIU SHI ZHONG GUO DE!"
*simultaneous ejaculation of every man and woman within hearing distance*

and of course my delivery is perfect.

This past year I've calmed down a lot, don't make any more cool posts on this forum, whatever, but wasabi, I can still work a crowd. We shoulda moved to LA for a month to see if it could have worked. Now, I've lost a lot of my creative juices. But I can still pull it off, every now and then.



( translation: taiwan is china's, the fishing islands are china's, japan is china's, the world is china's)

 

[Comrade Porn King Mikhail]

Hank putting the tracker on Walt's car was incredibly shortsighted. You are dealing with a smart chemistry teacher and someone who just a half year ago put the same kind of tracker on Gus's car. Did he really think Walt wouldn't find it?

Lydia's sudden emergency as a power figure is distracting since she can't carry the same kind of threat level than Gus or Mike provided. Still, the story is carrying along nicely and the endings for these last two episodes have been phenomenal.

 

[lantus360]

Jesse didn't utter a word in the entire episode last night

i wonder if he will sing to Hank next week in turn for some kind of immunity/deal

 

[abasuto]

Lydia's sudden emergency as a power figure is distracting since she can't carry the same kind of threat level than Gus or Mike provided..

For a German chick from Germany, she certainly doesn't have any German accent.

Will Jessie turn rat and basically work with Hank to bring down Walt ? I could see that since his conscience is eating him alive since that kid got shot on the bike.

If so, Walt's going to have his downfall coming from every possible angle. Jessie as a narc working with him, Lydia will probably have those Aryans quickly threatening him to cook.

Hell, Lydia could learn Hank is onto Walt and decide taking Hank and his wife out is a requirement for her to get her shit back in proper order.

 

[Castor Troy]

I got to do it, man.

The way they looked at each other afterwards, you KNOW they took a nice chunk of that cash.

 

[cdamm]

Jesse didn't utter a word in the entire episode last night

i wonder if he will sing to Hank next week in turn for some kind of immunity/deal

not even 'bitch'.

I got to do it, man.

The way they looked at each other afterwards, you KNOW they took a nice chunk of that cash.

i think that was a look of regret for not taking any money. They were talking in the storage locker about how walt probably has it counted down to the dollar. then when walt checks the cash he quickly says 'close enough'.

 

[abasuto]

I'm glad Bill Burr is back.

 

[Castor Troy]

What I wish happens in a later episode (not serious):

Spoiler:

Walt: (looking around frantically) Where is it?
Jr: W-what dad?
Walt: The lottery ticket, Jr. Where is it?
Jr: I -I...
Walt: Jr... WHERE IS THE TICKET?!!!
(long pause)
Jr: I... I threw it away.
Walt: You did what?
Jr: I had to dad. We ddidn't even win.
Walt: (screams and begins laughing hysterically)
(for some reason Jr finds it funny and starts laughing as well)
(not really sure where to go from here)

should have used it as a bookmark or something less trashable.

Sorry mang, posting while buzzed.

 

[evil wasabi]

What I wish happens in a later episode:

Spoiler:

Walt: (looking around frantically) Where is it?
Jr: W-what dad?
Walt: The lottery ticket, Jr. Where is it?
Jr: I -I...
Walt: Jr... WHERE IS THE TICKET?!!!
(long pause)
Jr: I... I threw it away.
Walt: You did what?
Jr: I had to dad. We ddidn't even win.
Walt: (screams and begins laughing hysterically)
(for some reason Jr finds it funny and starts laughing as well)
(not really sure where to go from here)

should have used it as a bookmark or something less trashable.

 

[Castor Troy]

Love this comic series:

 

[Wachenroder]

I'm glad Bill Burr is back.

It still blows my mind that Bill Burr, one of my favorite comics ever has a character in probably my favorite show ever and its not a comedy. How the fuck did that happen. Lavell Crawford is a double wammy but I don't really give a fuck about him.

 

[Pink Spider]

On the topic of his money.. semi spoiler maybe..
The area he buried it appears to be the same area as his and Jesse's first cook.
This area is part of the To'hajiilee reservation. To'hajiilee is also the slated name for episode 13. So I expect him to be doing some digging around that time. In the flash forward in Denny's, he dumps a $100 bill on the waitress.. which leads me to believe he still has his cash.. Not to mention the wad of cash he forks over for the M60.
As for the GSP locations on the money, if anyone hadnt looked it up by now, it's "Q" Studios. Located at 5650 University Blvd SE 87106. This is the studio used for most of the studio shots.

 

[Castor Troy]

Anyone else want to join me in digging up Walt's stash?

 

[Pink Spider]

As for the Star Trek story. The use of Chekov as the main character may also be a nod to Chekov's Gun, which BrBa has implemented a number of times in the past.

The principle:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chekov's_gun
Examples:
http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2012/07/a-brief-history-chekhovs-gun-breaking-bad/

 

[abasuto]

Wasn't a bright idea to bury all those money barrels in the same exact spot. I'd of buried each one in different locations.

Hell, I'd of buried at least 2 in different States in case I had to go on the run.

 

[evil wasabi]

Wasn't a bright idea to bury all those money barrels in the same exact spot. I'd of buried each one in different locations.

Hell, I'd of buried at least 2 in different States in case I had to go on the run.

breaking bad is teaching us not only how to do it, but helps us determine how we could do things better.

 

[Kazuki Dash]

Showed this to some fans of the show who found it pretty funny so I figured I'd put it here for potential entertainment value.

Breaking Bad if it got the Bollywood treatment:

 

[Marek]

Last nights episode was fucking NUTS

Walt's video for Hank? omfg these writers are killing it

If Breaking Bad was a novel first, it would be the Great American Novel of lore.


Jessie is on fucking fire right now. He should have left for AK. Oh well.. poor kid is on a rampage now.

 

[Castor Troy]

Easily one of my favorite episodes.
Walt was at his best. His "confession" put Hank in a corner. Hank finding out his medical bills being payed off with drug money sealed his fate.

There was one thing that confused me a bit. I doubt re-watching the episode will answer it. I know Huelle took Jesse's weed, but is that all he did, or did he replace it with the cigarettes?

 

[cdamm]

Easily one of my favorite episodes.
Walt was at his best. His "confession" put Hank in a corner. Hank finding out his medical bills being payed off with drug money sealed his fate.

There was one thing that confused me a bit. I doubt re-watching the episode will answer it. I know Huelle took Jesse's weed, but is that all he did, or did he replace it with the cigarettes?

Spoiler:

jesse realized that walt took the ricin cigarette. he understood that huelle took the week on saul's order. and he believed that saul was trying to get him out. he just pieced together that walt was going to do something with the ricin.

 

[Castor Troy]

Spoiler:

jesse realized that walt took the ricin cigarette. he understood that huelle took the week on saul's order. and he believed that saul was trying to get him out. he just pieced together that walt was going to do something with the ricin.

I got the connection, but I was wondering if the weed was replaced by the cigarettes. I guess if they were or not, doesn't matter anyways. Jesse figured it out regardless.

 

[Marek]

There was one thing that confused me a bit. I doubt re-watching the episode will answer it. I know Huelle took Jesse's weed, but is that all he did, or did he replace it with the cigarettes?

I think that makes sense. My initial read was that Jesse smokes the same brand always and transfers the ricin cig from pack to pack but Jesse hasnt had the ricin in a long time, right? When Walt planted it in the Roomba Jesse gave it back to him?

If Huell switched it out or something then what was that old ass pack of smokes still sitting around Goodman's office for?


I also re-watched the train heist episode and it confused me. If Lydia sent the manifest out only between 12-2am the night before the job, then how could Jesse have known in the tank-digging planning phase that the bridge would be perfect length? I know he was rolling out that little counter thing but it doesnt explain how they could have known shit about the placement of the methlymene.

After I typed all that out I remembered that it was a pretty small train... as far as trains go. So longer hoses maybe?

 

[Marek]

Why was the discussion thread more active before the season started?

This is lame.

 

[evil wasabi]

Why was the discussion thread more active before the season started?

This is lame.

I got nothing to contribute. The episode kind of explained everything on its own, leaving nothing to discuss. They don't even need to finish the season.