Well, you like this forum though, which is structured
exactly like the thing you love to hate. You have your neatly edited character here, by the name of ElectricGrave, others have theirs, and you interact. It's about constantly reading texts on lame stories, then there's the occasional Miss, Defend, Run, Boil some Eggs, Bust-A-Nut, Post, Heal, Post, Quit, Return and so on crap -- you even have a Shop a.k.a. the marketplace, where you get the right gear for your next adventure. The post count is your EXP, the time you've spend here equals HP's and yes... it all is about saving the world, which died July 15th, 2004.
So let's end this as schmaltzy, as it gets: There's enough internet-based hate & porn. Spread some goddamn love
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