Amazed knife about to meet my girlfriend

[madmanjock]

I’ve just read my girlfriend’s texts, she’s been having an affair with StevenK. Wish me luck! A passion crime not premeditated and all that.

 

[StevenK]

You call it knife, I call it pork sword.

 

[Lagduf]

Wrong forum, dumbass.

Move to war room, please.

 

[SouthtownKid]

Holy shit madmanjock's girlfriend. Aim higher

 

[madmanjock]

I couldn’t go through with it. Wee Angus, wee Senga and of course wee Murray still need their mother, even if she’s a dirty hoe.

 

[SpamYouToDeath]

Say hi to Bibliophile for us

 

[Heinz]

He ain't madmanjock if he's not a madman.