User:Shawn
NeoJuzam
Before the year 2000, Shawn went by the name NeoJuzam. He was pursued by the CIA, Chinese Intelligence, and dwarves, and he needed an alter ego. That Alter ego was NeoJuzam. In his Audi he'd drive around Tennessee trying to figure out a way to hide his identity from those that wished to neutralize him.
In 1999, he found one way, one chance, one domain name.
The Yachtmaster 18K
user:wasabi wasabi also has a rolex, but he never wears it because he already knows what time it is.
The Smokin' Joe
Shawn's smokin Joe was in the Neo Geo yellow and blue logo color scheme.
Magic: the Gathering
Shawn allegedly owned two Shivan Dragons. But he played a deck primarily of dark cards, known to employ an unreasonable number of sengir vampires, wraiths, and demonic attorneys [citation needed].
After the Y2K crisis
Shawn resumed his normal identity, but then began to post less and less. One time he bumped a thread.
Lvl 60 Wizard
Shawn has a lvl 60 wizard in the world of warcraft.
