You get your Mega Millions Ticket?

SNKorSWM

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I think I've only seen this kind of line around stores on PS3 release day.
 

cdamm

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holy fuckballs- just read on the megamillions website if there is no winner tonight it grows to $975 million on the next draw. fucking nuts.
 

The King Prawn

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I think I'm more excited to see it roll over then if I had a ticket. That amount of money is retarded.
 

Wachenroder

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I never play the lotto but even I bought 2 tickets. That jackpot is no fucking joke.
 

LoneSage

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From one of my favorite rotten.com articles:
28 Apr 1997 Lottery millionaire Michael Allen is bludgeoned to death in a Lewiston, Maine motel room.
22 May 1999 Billie Bob Harrell, Jr. commits suicide. In June 1997, Harrell won $31 million in the Texas state lottery.
4 Sep 2001 Patrick Collier randomly wins $1 million at a McDonald's in Holly Hill, Florida. "I'm getting a Harley and a couple of houses." Two weeks later, Collier is arrested for allegedly choking and punching his fiancee in the face.
19 Dec 2001 British lottery millionaire Phil Kitchen is found dead on his couch. Kitchen had apparently drunk himself to death (whiskey).
11 Jul 2002 British lottery winner Dennis Elwell dies at work, shortly after telling a coworker that he had drunk cyanide.
21 Apr 2003 $25 million lottery winner Richard Krenzer is stabbed six times by Randall Hillyard and his son at the Swillburg Stop Bar & Grill outside Rochester, NY.
29 Jun 2003 Lottery millionaire Jody Lee Taylor is arrested in Collinsville, Virginia for attempting to run over a sheriff's deputy. On the night of his arrest, Taylor was driving naked down the wrong side of U.S. Route 58 with his headlights off.
5 Aug 2003 After lottery millionaire Jack Whittaker passes out in a West Virginia strip bar, a burglar steals his briefcase containing $545,000 in negotiable bonds. The money is located in a trash dumpster the next morning.
13 Sep 2003 The London Telegraph reports that 16-year-old British lottery millionaire Callie Rogers has lost her boyfriend, fought with her father, been mugged, and been accused of stealing someone's man. "Some days I don't even want to leave my house because people just scream abuse at me. Two months ago I thought I was the luckiest teenager in Britain. But today I can say I have never felt so miserable."
15 Sep 2003 In his Egg Harbor Township, New Jersey home, lottery millionaire Oscar Cordoba repeatedly stabs his wife and her mother with a kitchen knife, killing the mother-in-law.
17 Oct 2003 In a program entitled Living with the Lottery Lout, ITV1 reports that British lottery millionaire Michael Carroll has completely alienated his neighbors in Swaffham, Norfolk by periodically staging loud, impromptu demolition derbies on his property.
18 Nov 2003 An English court issues a bench warrant for lottery millionaire Satish Patel, charged with defrauding the government for three years' worth of unemployment claims.
6 Jan 2004 After getting banned from Billy Sundays Bar and Grill in St Albans, West Virginia, lottery winner Jack Whittaker reportedly threatens to have the manager and his family killed.
20 Jan 2004 Lottery winner Jack Whittaker reports that shortly after dawn, somebody broke into his SUV in Scott Depot, West Virginia and stole a bag containing $100,000 cash.
25 Jan 2004 Lottery winner Jack Whittaker is arrested for drunk driving in Nitro, West Virginia. Police allege the millionaire blew a .190 blood alcohol on the breathalyzer.
Apr 2004 A judge rules that broke Virginia lottery millionaire Suzanne Mullins owes $154,146.50 to the People's Lottery Foundation, a Florida lending institution specializing in loans to lottery winners.
26 Jun 2004 At his Longmont, Colorado home, state lottery millionaire Kevin Lee Sutton allegedly shoots Cristobal Lopez in the head with a .22 caliber pistol. Lopez survives and Sutton is later charged with attempted murder.
20 Jul 2004 In Minneapolis, MN, lottery millionaire Victoria A. Zell reportedly crashes her SUV into a truck on the way home from a bar, killing passenger Joshua Schmidt and paralyzing Amity Dimock from the waist down.
7 Aug 2004 Incarcerated serial rapist Iorworth Hoare wins $12.9 million in the British lottery.
13 Aug 2004 The nonprofit group Equine Protection of North America files suit against New Hampshire lottery millionaire Mary Ellen Sanderson for failure to deliver on an alleged $70,000 annual donation pledge.
24 Aug 2004 An Arizona bird refuge, The Oasis Sanctuary, files suit against New Hampshire lottery millionaires Mary Ellen Sanderson and former husband Jason Sanderson for failure to deliver on an alleged $100,000 annual donation pledge.
Sep 2004 Minnesota lottery millionaire Victoria A. Zell is arrested for having allegedly violated the terms of her bail and possessing 0.7 grams of methamphetamine. Zell had also reportedly wired $500,000 to a Canadian bank.
10 Oct 2004 Seattle police officers shoot California lottery millionaire Rick Camat to death in a parking lot near Qwest Field. Officers claim that Camat refused to drop his pistol, but Camat's brother claims the cops give him no instructions to do so.
2 Oct 2005 Having spent his $10 million prize in just seven years, Winnipeg lottery winner Gerald Muswagon hangs himself. Notable events in his monied spree include a high-speed chase in 2000 and a sexual assault arrest in 2002.
28 Oct 2005 Million dollar jackpot winner Christina Goodenow is arrested after Oregon police discover that she had purchased the winning ticket with a credit card stolen from her dead mother-in-law. Police searching her home discover her stash of methamphetamine, but find no trace of her first $33,500 installment.
15 Jan 2006 Bankrupt ex-lottery millionaire William "Bud" Post III dies of respiratory failure in Seneca, Pennsylvania. Post had won $16.2 million in the Pennsylvania lottery on February 24, 1988. From a 1993 interview: "Everybody dreams of winning money, but nobody realizes the nightmares that come out of the woodwork, or the problems."

http://www.rotten.com/library/culture/lottery-winners/
 

Arcademan

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Guess what....looks like there is ONE winning ticket out there and it's from Baltimore County, MD.

Bought 3 quick picks earlier today...didn't match a single number.
 

LoneSage

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People say the chances of someone winning are the same chances as an asteroid hitting the earth.

and then someone wins.

statistics are bullshit
 

lithy

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News sites seem to be saying 3 winners now. Not so much cash to go around anymore. Although my brother-in-law is in Baltimore, maybe I should hit him up for a few bucks.

I didn't buy any tickets, therefore, I didn't win.
 

cdamm

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well the one from illinois wasnt me, y'all. i DID however win $20 on my $5 ticket! woo-hoo!
 

GohanX

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Out of 3 tickets I got one number, I feel lucky!

My wife picked out the numbers, and two of the tickets have 3 or 4 of the same numbers. Oy.
 

RabbitTroop

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Out of 3 tickets I got one number, I feel lucky!

My wife picked out the numbers, and two of the tickets have 3 or 4 of the same numbers. Oy.

It was definitely lotto fever yesterday. I'm kind of sad someone hit it, because next Tuesday would have been nuts if this went another round. Anyway, I bought a couple tickets at lunch time yesterday and it was funny being at the Vons buying them at an automated kiosk. Every single person in line was a first time lotto player and we had no idea what we were doing.... Hey, I hit the mega number.... I think I got like $2. Heh. I know the odds. I know how unlikely it is to win, but if you dangle a $640mil carrot in front of my face, and I have a 1 in 176mil chance of getting it.... I'll at least make an attempt to bite, even if I know I'll ultimately be coming up with nothing.
 

lithy

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It was definitely lotto fever yesterday. I'm kind of sad someone hit it, because next Tuesday would have been nuts if this went another round. Anyway, I bought a couple tickets at lunch time yesterday and it was funny being at the Vons buying them at an automated kiosk. Every single person in line was a first time lotto player and we had no idea what we were doing.... Hey, I hit the mega number.... I think I got like $2. Heh. I know the odds. I know how unlikely it is to win, but if you dangle a $640mil carrot in front of my face, and I have a 1 in 176mil chance of getting it.... I'll at least make an attempt to bite, even if I know I'll ultimately be coming up with nothing.

Where does 640 million get you in LA? A 3 bedroom condo?

;)
 

terry.330

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All I know is I had to stand in line for 20 min. the other night just to buy a pack of smokes. Fuck the lotto.
 

Kid Panda

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All I know is I had to stand in line for 20 min. the other night just to buy a pack of smokes. Fuck the lotto.

in the state of north carolina, its a law that two people are supposed to run registers in stores that sell lottery. one line for the lotto the other line for regular customers....thats the only thing that makes it tolerable here.
 
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