Win A Metal Slug 2 Boot... yes A Boot

kingau

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Hi everyone

I have A Metal Slug 2 boot and it can be yours!!!!!!
I made a mistake so now you can win this .....boot

the rules are

no dirty jokes
no racist jokes

post a funny joke
or
a funny pic.

you get 3 try!!!!

the funniest wins

post for the funny joke or pic you like
and they get a point. they must have at least 5 like post to be on the point list

the most points wins
the Metal Slug 2 boot... yes boot cart

it ends at 12/1

lets have fun!!!!
 
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Decepticreep

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A bear goes to a bar in Boston and orders a beer. Bartender tells the bear that, "We don't sell beer to bears in Boston bars."

The bear gets angry and demands that the bartender sell him a beer. Bartender repeats, "We don't sell beers to bears in Boston bars."

The bear roars, "If you don't sell me a beer, I am going to eat that women over there."

Bartender repeats, "We don't sell beers to bears in Boston bars."

So the bear gets mad and eats the women sitting at the bar. "SELL ME A BEER!!! I AM A BIG BAD BEAR!!!"

Bartender now states, "We don't sell beers to bears in Boston bars, especially bears on drugs."

"I AM NOT ON DRUGS!!!," yelled the bear.

The bartender calmly tells the bear, "That women you killed, that was a barbiturate."
 
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kingau

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anything go's bad or good.... so far I see Decepticreep, Karou, with a point.....

Karou-is it the turbo version?

.....................:lol:
 
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GohanX

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mjmjr25

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Spoiler:
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Oops, wrong thread. *Creating my secret santa wish list*

Carry on...
 

BerryTogart

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This will say "I'm right from the arcades" as much as my giant wooden AI CMVS - a perfect match.

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Karou

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can I give my point to decepticreep?
I don't want to 'WIN' :keke:
 

johhnnyD14

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A woman stole a can of peaches from the store. She was apprehended by the law, and attended her court date with her husband. The judge asks her why she stole the peaches. The woman said it was because she was hungry. The judge thought for a while, and said "Miss, how many peaches were in that can?" The woman said there were 6 total. The judge says "I'm going to make an example out of you. I'm sentencing you to 6 days in jail, one for every little piece of food you ate."

The husband stood up and said "Your honor, wait! She also stole and ate an entire can of peas!"
 
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