Bobak said:
Seriously... just imagine if we had known a little earlier:
[Knock-knock-knock]
WILL: "Uh, yeah?"
BOBAK: "Mr. Henley?"
WILL: "... ...yeah..."
BOBAK: "Hi, my name is Bobak, and I'm an administrator at Neo-Geo.com; the gentleman to my right is Magnaflux, the left is djdelly. We heard concerns that you're scamming members, so we decided to come by and see what the situation really is."
WILL: "Uh... is this a 'plane ticket' thing?"
BOBAK: "Actually we drove. Did I mention I'm a lawyer?"
Oh man, I would totally love having TonK --he could play bad cop.
Actually, on the Replica Prop Forum (dedicated to reproductions of movie props), a couple of members (who have more money than sense) did EXACTLY this to a guy who scammed a bunch of money from people at the board. They even videotaped it for posterity and posted it on Youtube. This was some seriously funny shit...you should have seen the look on the guy's face when they came busting in.
And before anyone believes this "schizophrenic" garbage from Will, unless your name happens to be "Sybil", Schizophrenia does not make you develop multiple personalities the way he's talking about. Plus, he posted pictures of a girl, and if he really was crazy, he'd have posted pictures of himself, possibly dressed as a girl. He also wouldn't have enough brains to make multiple fake e-mail accounts.
And Will, if you'd like to commit suicide, please remember that when slashing your wrists, you need to slash longways (from wrist to elbow) and not across. This will ensure faster blood loss and it's more difficult to sew up. You are TRUE SCUM, and I doubt that you will be missed.