Why does Smokehouse own a gun ?

[abasuto]

Rabbits were practice for the war.

Pacu, the testicle-eating fish, found in Illinois lake

The pacu fish might not be as large as jaws, but for men it can be just as frightening.

The pacu is lovingly referred to as the "ball cutter" after killing two men in Papua New Guinea by biting off the testicles of at least two local men.

The fish that sports human-like teeth and can weigh up to 55 pounds, has been spotted in Lake Lou Yaeger in Illinois, KSDK reported.

http://www.globalpost.com/dispatche...-the-testicle-eating-fish-found-illinois-lake

 

[Lagduf]

Time to commit genocide on this species.

 

[cdamm]

how the fuck did it make it to my state? we already have an asian carp problem!

 

[Kristian Meller]

how the fuck did it make it to my state? we already have an asian carp problem!

Someone discarded their pets.

 

[abasuto]

We have carp here in most lakes. Don't think they cause that much trouble, but they're a total waste to catch one. Think you have a giant bass, turns out to be a damn carp.

 

[norton9478]

We have carp here in most lakes. Don't think they cause that much trouble, but they're a total waste to catch one. Think you have a giant bass, turns out to be a damn carp.

Do your carp do this?

 

[NeoTheranthrope]

Uh, shooting fish with a gun is a terrible idea (unless it's carp; because fuck carp: worthless, bad-tasting, quick-breeding, voracious, garbage fish.), because there is no way to retrieve them and with the pacu that's a terrible waste, as they are said to be delicious.

However, I always wanted to try doing this:



Bowfishing looks hella fun.

 

[smokehouse]

Do your carp do this?

Yes...actually they do. One of the first "flying asian carp" videos to air on television was filmed in the Illinois river...less than 10 miles from my home...