What turns you on the most from the opposite sex?

[Talen]

I like my women like my coffee...
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quiet

I take my women the same way I take my Coffee. Anally.

 

[melchia]

I prefer something of a paradox: educated AND highly intelligent, muscular men.

I like to be able to do things that require athletic ability with the guy I'm with, but I also like to be able to debate politically or philosophically with him as well. Oh, and emotional stability is also a must...can't stand clingy guys that get controlling or jealous easily.

 

[Ancient Flounder]

Tits and ass.

If they appeal to me, then all is well.

I also like women that aren't bat-shit crazy. I've had to deal with a couple of those and...yeah, not again.

Not being a prude in bed is a bonus, too.

 

[Above Existence]

A sexy woman with long sexy hair and extremely sexy toes. That combination'll ALWAYS get me.

 

[Spike Spiegel]

I prefer something of a paradox: educated AND highly intelligent, muscular men.

Sorry, I'm already taken.

 

[PopeCuervoLime]

All I care about is whether or not she goes through my phone looking at past calls/txt messages. That should speak volumes.

 

[Ancient Flounder]

A sexy woman with long sexy hair and extremely sexy toes. That combination'll ALWAYS get me.

*checks his posts*

'bout time this fool got banned.

 

[Magician]

Hrm...well, my taste changes all the friggin' time. One day it's a woman's ass'n'legs, the next day it could be the eyes'n'smile, then it could be the breasts. But usually it comes back to: shorter than me, firm tush, attractive face'n'smile (wider profile), and a tollerable laugh. The laugh can be a total turn-on or a complete buzz-kill.

 

[aria]

Non physical: Independence. Independant women really turn me on. When I see a professional woman who's doing her own thing and doesn't worry about if her friends will approve or she need's a man to do it, it makes me want to marry them on the spot.

How about female COs?

 

[RAINBOW PONY]

I prefer something of a paradox: educated AND highly intelligent, muscular men.

I like to be able to do things that require athletic ability with the guy I'm with, but I also like to be able to debate politically or philosophically with him as well. Oh, and emotional stability is also a must...can't stand clingy guys that get controlling or jealous easily.

Well I want a loyal supermodel nymphomaniac who earns lots of money and is smart, can cook, can play football well and has a great sense of humor.

 

[aria]

Well I want a loyal supermodel nymphomaniac who earns lots of money and is smart, can cook, can play football well and has a great sense of humor.

I love how offended you seem...

 

[RAINBOW PONY]

I'm not offended, I just found it stupid how lots of people here just pointed out one or two things that turn them on, and she comes in with a laundry list of a near flawless male.

PS note to melchia : David Beckham is taken.

 

[kernow]

David Beckham isn't intelligent you fool

 

[RAINBOW PONY]

David Beckham isn't intelligent you fool

Mmm hmm, indeed he is.

 

[kernow]

No, no he isn't

now stop being an angry virgin

 

[soulthug]

Beckham is thick as shit, andy, you have no fucking idea what you are talking about.


PS: The answer is:
A penis

 

[GregN]

No, no he isn't

now stop being an angry virgin

I'm quite surprised Kern has a g/f, to be honest.

 

[RAINBOW PONY]

Well, you haven't seen him in some interviews, then.

 

[RAINBOW PONY]

I'm quite surprised Kern has a g/f, to be honest.

But it's so high maintenance, he's winded every night with foreplay.

 

[SPINMASTER X]

How about female COs?

Females in any leadership role. Independent women who run things rock my world. Especially when they have that "serious" look on their face. You know what I mean? Like alot of times when you go into an office building they always have that dumb secretary with that innocent dumb look like she'll suck her bosses dick for a pay raise. Then you walk a little farther upstairs and you see that chick with that professional walk and her brow has that determined look like "move out of my way, I got shit to do and I ain't got time to be bothered with your dumb ass". That look of determination gets me every fuckin time.

I love that.

p.s. I know this was my "non physical" choice, but that mindstate manifests itself physically in their face.

 

[Blue Steel]

Wow. That's great. You are truly blessed. Congratulations.

P.S.

I'm sensing some jealousy.

 

[ttooddddyy]

A flat head so you can rest your beer on.

 

[melchia]

Well I want a loyal supermodel nymphomaniac who earns lots of money and is smart, can cook, can play football well and has a great sense of humor.

alright, sweetie. roll your eyes all you want. this last post of yours was riddled with feelings of inferiority.

the fact of the matter is that what i posted was a description of many of the guys i date. it's what i'm attracted to, and it isn't as unattainable as you seem to think. heh, the guy i'm dating now runs iron man distance triathlons and will have his phd by the end of the month. the last guy i dated was an attorney who played soccer and lifted weights religiously. i could go on, but you get the idea. contrary to what many people around here may think, i do actually date guys that appeal to me.

 

[LoneSage]

I want to know why Andy always goes after melchia.

 

[Gameoz]

I want to know why Andy always goes after melchia.

Because he wants what he can't have.