What the Fuck is wrong with me

Nesagwa

Beard of Zeus,
20 Year Member
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Posts
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WARNER: Where are we?
BILL: Im not sure.
WARNER: Why is it so dark?
BILL: Why do you ask so many questions?
WARNER: Because its wet in here. And dark.
BILL: What do you mean here?
WARNER: That’s what I was asking you.
BILL: I think I have a match.
WARNER: Well light it.
BILL: I cant find it.
WARNER: Well where was the last place you saw them.
BILL: In my pocket.
WARNER: Did you look there.
BILL: Yes, Twice already.
WARNER: Maybe you dropped them.
BILL: Maybe. Or maybe someone stole them.
WARNER: Who would steal matches.
BILL: A match thief.
WARNER: Never heard of a match thief.
BILL: Me either.
WARNER: Why is it so wet.
BILL: Because that is its nature.
WARNER: Whats nature?
BILL: Wetness.
WARNER: Oh. It is true I suppose.
BILL: Lets go over there.
WARNER: Over where?
BILL: There
WARNER: Oh, lets go then.
BILL: Go where?
WARNER: There.
BILL: But I like it here.
WARNER: Well then lets stay here.
BILL: Yes here is good.
WARNER: Where are we?
 

bokmeow

Ned's Ninja Academy Dropout
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Whoa, it's as if Abbot and Costello were cast for Waiting for Godot.
 

Nesagwa

Beard of Zeus,
20 Year Member
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Posts
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bokmeow said:
Whoa, it's as if Abbot and Costello were cast for Waiting for Godot.

I printed that fucking play last night at schoo. 86 pages.

Good thing they dont make us pay for printing in the labs.
 

Robert

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20 Year Member
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I have never seen waiting for Godot.

I should some times.
 
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I don't know what this thread is about. I'm not cultured.

BILL: *fart*
WARNER: What was that?
BILL: What was what?
BILL: *fart*
WARNER: That.
BILL: No idea.
WARNER: You farted.
BILL: No I didn't.
WARNER: We're going to die in here.
BILL: *fart*
 

galfordo

Analinguist of the Year
15 Year Member
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Posts
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A) You're a hippie

B) You eat hamburgers

These two facts, when taken together, mean that you will be seen as a "poser" by the majority of the hippie community.
 

P00t

Fuck eBay & PayPal,
Joined
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Posts
2,745
galfordo said:
A) You're a hippie

B) You eat hamburgers

These two facts, when taken together, mean that you will be seen as a "poser" by the majority of the hippie community.

You can't see me right now, but im sticking my middle finger up at you.

Anyone else call's nesagwa gets shot in the head with a bb pellet.
 
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