Vote for Pedro! The Official Napoleon Dynamite Lines Thread!

[rarehero]

the whole movie was okay.
but the ending skit is what made it totally sweet.

 

[SuperGunGuru]

Nathan: Napoleon, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon Dynamite: No, go find your own.
Nathan: Come on, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon Dynamite: No, I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat anything today.
Nathan: [kicks the tots]
Napoleon Dynamite: Ugh! Gross! Freakin' idiot!

 

[Dallas_Five]

A ligre.

It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

The plot was average and the hype is gay, but the performances make this movie badass. I also thought it was funny because it reminded me of a friend who is not nearly as nerdy but kinda looks and talks like Napolean.

 

[Eric]

"your mom goes to college"


It's all about that fucking line.

Pedro is awsome. I wish he was my friend (kinda like in a "feelgood sig" way)

Anyone else notice that the girl in that movie (Nap & Pedro's friend) was the girl from the movie "Andre" from years back (you know, the movie about that seal)

Oh, and a last little tidbit: There is a final wedding scene after the credits. Just so you know.

She was also the girl in Corrina, Corrina. (Who knows what else, IMDB it) The only reason I know this is because someone I watched the movie with was talking about growing up with her.

PS: I'll edit this with a quote, I swear. (Feel free to correct me if I screw it up.)

Edit: "I'm probably going to build her a cake."

 

[rarehero]

It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

The plot was average and the hype is gay, but the performances make this movie badass. I also thought it was funny because it reminded me of a friend who is not nearly as nerdy but kinda looks and talks like Napolean.

i think everyone's met someone like napolean in their lifetime.
he reminds me of a guy i knew in middle school.

 

[Orochi Iori Y]

"Uuhhhh you IDIOT!"

Great movie!

 

[SML]

I also thought it was funny because it reminded me of a friend who is not nearly as nerdy but kinda looks and talks like Napolean.

That I think is the major appeal, this is a movie about that one guy that every school has.

 

[Dallas_Five]

Definitely everyone knows a napolean.

I kind of admire unabashed nerdiness. I went to this private high school for a year where there were a good number of strange and genius nerds. I enjoyed talking to them; my feelings would go from amusement to respect to uncomfortability to annoyance to revulsion to grudging acceptance to respect again all in the span of a five-minute conversation.

 

[Curt]

Definitely everyone knows a napolean.

I kind of admire unabashed nerdiness. I went to this private high school for a year where there were a good number of strange and genius nerds. I enjoyed talking to them; my feelings would go from amusement to respect to uncomfortability to annoyance to revulsion to grudging acceptance to respect again all in the span of a five-minute conversation.

Everyone at Neo-Geo.com is Napolean Dynamite.

... or atleast has a little Napolean in him... Moreso with Stinky.... Ask Wopat... he'll tell you.

 

[gamejunkie]

I can't remember anyone I went to school with being like Na-pol-E-on. No... come to think about it I'm probably the closest person I've come across.

 

[TonK]

"would anyone want a roundhouse kick to the face while I"m wearing these bad boys?"

 

[gamejunkie]

FORGET A BOUT IT!

 

[TonK]

"so you got my back and everything?"

 

[Orpheus]

"so you got my back and everything?"

Nah, I'll do you one better:


*sitting in the back of the low rider after getting picked up*

So you guys are Pedro's cousins with the sweet hookups"

 

[TonK]

[while hitch-hiking] "Are you guys like Pedro's cousins with the sweet hook-up?"

Also, Kip trying to sweep the sensei at Rex Kwan Do was hilarious.

"Bow to your sensei" "BOW TOU YOUR SENSEI!"

Mitch, you better try again!

 

[Orpheus]

Mitch, you better try again!

DAMN!

 

[gamejunkie]

="I'm training to be a cage fighter."=

"Why are you so sweaty?"

"I've been practicing."

"Practicing what?"

"Some dance moves." -Then takes a big swig of Gatorade

-"Peace out"-

 

[terry.330]

Fatlady: I want that.

Nap: How long did it take you to grow that mustche?
Ped: A couple of days.

Kip: It'd be nice if you could pull me into town.

What I thought was really funny is the lady who played Lafawnduh is really named Shandrella.

 

[gamejunkie]

Fatlady: I want that.

Nap: How long did it take you to grow that mustche?
Ped: A couple of days.

Kip: It'd be nice if you could pull me into town.

What I thought was really funny is the lady who played Lafawnduh is really named Shandrella.

I thought Lafawnda was going to be a man the whole time.

 

[PleaseKillMeNow]

Everyone at Neo-Geo.com is Napolean Dynamite.

... or atleast has a little Napolean in him... Moreso with Stinky.... Ask Wopat... he'll tell you.

Stinky often has a little bit of Wopat in him, too.*


*I stick my penis inside him.