Vegan sues Burger King over Impossible Burger

[max 330 megafartz]

The current trend for vegans just opting to stuff as much fake meat down their throats as they did real meat is definitely not the answer. The fucking point is eating shit that DOESN'T come out of a factory laboratory.

 

[andsuchisdeath]

The current trend for vegans just opting to stuff as much fake meat down their throats as they did real meat is definitely not the answer. The fucking point is eating shit that DOESN'T come out of a factory laboratory.

Not a trend

What's trendy are the vegans/vegetarians who talk about how awful processed meat analogues are. This stuff is definitely not considered "cool" to shove down your throat.


So...you sound kinda trendy.

 

[max 330 megafartz]

Where I live, I most definitely know people who have given up meat, but basically exist off of fake meat products because they are too lazy to cook their own meals.
If people weren't buying the hell out of this stuff, there would not be more and more companies getting into manufacturing it. Nomsayin?

 

[Neo Alec]

Any vegan patty has like a weeks worth of sodium in it.

Dumb fucks and who goes to BK for healthy eating?

One of my friends recently became vegan and he's buying too much processed shit. I would already of called him a salt-oholic but now...

That's assuming people eat meat alternatives to be healthy. That's not always the reason. It's great that people have more options now if they want to be meat-free.

 

[SouthtownKid]

I've met some vegetarians who are great people generally, but I consider them misguided about food. But you know, whatever floats your boat. As long as they don't cause a commotion that gets in the way of regular people eating.

 

[GohanX]

The current trend for vegans just opting to stuff as much fake meat down their throats as they did real meat is definitely not the answer. The fucking point is eating shit that DOESN'T come out of a factory laboratory.

The worst part is that vegetarian dishes can be fucking delicious. All the good spices and flavorings except for fat are plants. But some would rather have shitty fake meat than a delicious vegetarian dish.

 

[famicommander]

anybody who says we can't eat butter should be rounded up and ejected into space

 

[max 330 megafartz]

The worst part is that vegetarian dishes can be fucking delicious. All the good spices and flavorings except for fat are plants. But some would rather have shitty fake meat than a delicious vegetarian dish.

Absolutely agree with you.

 

[andsuchisdeath]

I've never met these kind of people before but they sound interesting!

 

[evil wasabi]

The worst part is that vegetarian dishes can be fucking delicious. All the good spices and flavorings except for fat are plants. But some would rather have shitty fake meat than a delicious vegetarian dish.

Not me. I won’t touch fake meats, but will gladly take daal makhani, rajma, or channa over chicken tikka or lamb biryani (which are both still delicious)

 

[HeavyMachineGoob]

I can't believe they missed the opportunity to coin their vegan whopper as the "Impossiwhopper".

 

[max 330 megafartz]

I can't believe they missed the opportunity to coin their vegan whopper as the "Impossiwhopper".

I cant believe that you have not requested to become Joe9.

 

[Neo Alec]

The worst part is that vegetarian dishes can be fucking delicious. All the good spices and flavorings except for fat are plants. But some would rather have shitty fake meat than a delicious vegetarian dish.

Yeah, sorry. I'm not a vegetarian, and I like that stuff you mentioned too, but I like eating the occasional hamburger a little too much. My freezer is usually stocked with real hamburger patties and with Beyond burgers. It's good that there's now a good-tasting alternative for people like me that is cruelty-free and better for the planet.

 

[GohanX]

I'm a meatitarian myself, but I'm not blind to the fact that vegetarian dishes can be delicious. But fake meat, well, you can't fake the funk on a nasty dunk.

 

[Arcademan]

 

[basic]

Yeah, sorry. I'm not a vegetarian, and I like that stuff you mentioned too, but I like eating the occasional hamburger a little too much. My freezer is usually stocked with real hamburger patties and with Beyond burgers. It's good that there's now a good-tasting alternative for people like me that is cruelty-free and better for the planet.

I think the "better for the planet" claim may be a bit overblown. Also, I can't imagine that food, conjured up in a lab, can be good for you.

 

[max 330 megafartz]

I don't think better for the planet is in any way meant to mean good for humans. It refers to not further polluting and fucking up the earth.

 

[basic]

I don't think better for the planet is in any way meant to mean good for humans. It refers to not further polluting and fucking up the earth.

those were meant to be two separate thoughts.

 

[SouthtownKid]

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And horses.

 

[NGT]

I think the "better for the planet" claim may be a bit overblown. Also, I can't imagine that food, conjured up in a lab, can be good for you.

It's the glyphosate sauce that makes it special.

 

[LoneSage]

I don't think better for the planet is in any way meant to mean good for humans. It refers to not further polluting and fucking up the earth.

When I say "I've bought an authentic Picasso" I don't mean that I've enslaved a historic person. I'm actually saying that I've bought a painting made by Picasso. The same logic applies here. When people talk about destroying 'the planet', what they really mean, is destroying the biosphere as we know it. It's called metonymy. It's taught in middle school.

 

[TheJiggler]

Protip: shack up with a vegetarian female, this way your meat containing leftovers are safe and sound.

 

[SouthtownKid]

Protip: shack up with a vegetarian female, this way your meat containing leftovers are safe and sound.

Yeah, but your girl will be unhealthy and weird-smelling. I can't get with that trade-off.

 

[LoneSage]

When I say "I've bought an authentic Picasso" I don't mean that I've enslaved a historic person. I'm actually saying that I've bought a painting made by Picasso. The same logic applies here. When people talk about destroying 'the planet', what they really mean, is destroying the biosphere as we know it. It's called metonymy. It's taught in middle school.

hey max 330 mega, in retrospect this post seems a bit mean-spirited but that wasn't my intention

 

[RAZO]

Only Sage can respond to someone by quoting himself.