Time's Person of the Year

[SouthtownKid]

His point is that he never fucking reads.

 

[HeartlessNinny]

Wow, you didn't read my post OR 'duf's post. A new low for you. Here, let me help you:




and

You're welcome, ninny. I know you have trouble with long posts and gray areas. Hopefully, pointing out these 2 key moments of lagduf's post helped clear what he was saying up for you.

Yet apparently you failed to read my post where I said "Not my point." You know. The one directly above yours.

You're a foolish man, Kid, and I think you always will be. You're set in your ways, and it seems to me that you wouldn't get excited about anything. I could send a team of supermodels over to your house to suck your dick all day and the only thing out of your mouth would be complaints.

It's getting really fucking tired how you seem to want to climb into my head and tell me what I'm thinking. The only thing you've ever said to me in the context of an argument is, "You don't understand me!"

Well I do, Kid. I do. I just think you're full of shit. I suppose I could explain myself better, but at least I have the forethought to realize that I'd be wasting my time by trying to approach you in any way, because you've made it clear for years that you won't listen. No matter what. For someone that claims I never understand him, you've never once paid attention to a single thing I've said. So why should I bother with you in any way other than to make crass joke posts?

The joke's on me, anyway, because you just look at those and crow like a fucking idiot all the same. Why doesn't everyone listen to you, Kid!? Why are you worshipped by every member here? You clearly have all the answers. The way you think is so much better than everyone else's.

You give guys like LWK a run for their money when it comes to being close-minded and pigheaded. And honestly, I'm amazed that's even possible.

 

[SouthtownKid]

Yet apparently you failed to read my post where I said "Not my point." You know. The one directly above yours.

And you missed MY post directly above yours where I pointed out what your point is.

You don't have one.

You want to jump in and talk shit, but without all the aggravating bother of actually having to read what anyone is saying. Well, goody for you.

 

[HeartlessNinny]

I need to listen to my own advice: An insult from someone who's so stupid it's a miracle they can tie their own shoes isn't much of an insult at all.

 

[SouthtownKid]

I need to listen to my own advice:

Listening only to yourself is exactly what puts you in the position you're in. What you ought to try is listening to someone else for a change. And no, I'm not suggesting me. But someone.

 

[SonGohan]

hahahahahahaha this is great

 

[Average Joe]

images in my head of STK and Ninny at their respective computers during this fight:

STK

Ninny

 

[Lagduf]

STK is clean shaven.

Ninny wears bow ties.

Still I'd say you've given a solid interpretation. Well done.

 

[SouthtownKid]

Remove the mustache; hazel eyes, not blue.

edit: thank you, 'duf

 

[Average Joe]

Ninny wears bow ties.

lol

 

[Poonman]

Still I'd say you've given a solid interpretation. Well done.

I'd say he's Time Magazine man of the year material for that post.

 

[abasuto]

We should protest Time.

 

[SouthtownKid]

We should protest Time.

stk: "Protesting Time isn't likely to accomplish much."

ninny: "You hear that, everybody?! stk is in favor of entropy and death!"

 

[SonGohan]

YOU CANT READ HIS MIND

 

[SouthtownKid]

YOU CANT READ HIS MIND

I do about as good a job of it as he does reading my posts.

 

[OrochiEddie]