Two american air force recruits tried to buy a car off me less than a week ago. They had already said they'd take it when the suspension spring snapped and fired off across the road. We were all kind of in shock but they were still interested in buying it if I could get the repairs done so I had it towed away and fixed and I dropped them a call to tell them it was ready, though they had bought elsewhere in the meantime.
There's no real relevance to this story other than I've managed to kind of work 4 out of your 5 worst people on earth into one completely true story that is just a normal part of my everyday life. I must be the shittest person alive.
