This Bitch: Brit McHenry (Unknown Sportscaster) Degrades Parking Attendant

Stuart989

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You forgot to bold "gotta", internet spelling police.

Hardly, I just love it when someone looks down on someone else and screws up the insult is all.

Plus, gotta has been in dictionaries for years.

You gotta step your game up honey;)
 
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Apparently that towing company is pretty shitty.

Don't think for a second this bitch got her car towed for no reason... seeing as she has such an entitled attitude, I'm 99.99999% sure she was parked where she shouldn't have been.
 

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Apparently this woman's crash and burn is getting epic. She found a Twitter discussion that didn't tag her and railed against the person who brought up her name.
 

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All towing companies are lowlife thieves.

Worse than telemarketers, Payday lenders, Used Car salesmen and military recruiters.
 
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All towing companies are lowlife thieves.

Worse than telemarketers, Payday lenders, Used Car salesmen and military recruiters.

Two american air force recruits tried to buy a car off me less than a week ago. They had already said they'd take it when the suspension spring snapped and fired off across the road. We were all kind of in shock but they were still interested in buying it if I could get the repairs done so I had it towed away and fixed and I dropped them a call to tell them it was ready, though they had bought elsewhere in the meantime.

There's no real relevance to this story other than I've managed to kind of work 4 out of your 5 worst people on earth into one completely true story that is just a normal part of my everyday life. I must be the shittest person alive.
 

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Don't think for a second this bitch got her car towed for no reason... seeing as she has such an entitled attitude, I'm 99.99999% sure she was parked where she shouldn't have been.

Towing companies can always point to a spot you shouldn't have been.

Where's the evidence that you were parked legally?

They have the right to impound your property without proof.
 

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Towing companies can always point to a spot you shouldn't have been.

Where's the evidence that you were parked legally?

They have the right to impound your property without proof.

Surely somebody called them to tow the car though. (Like an employee of the restaurant, I'm thinking.)

I can't see some dumbass hanging around the parking lot playing "eeny-meenie-miny-moe, which bullshit car can I tow?"
 

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Surely somebody called them to tow the car though. (Like an employee of the restaurant, I'm thinking.)

I can't see some dumbass hanging around the parking lot playing "eeny-meenie-miny-moe, which bullshit car can I tow?"

Yeah generally someone calls it in.

A few years ago, my buddy was towed from a venue where we were being paid to DJ that night, parked in a spot the manager told us to park. An employee had his car towed for being in the spot he was told to park, and the company denied everything saying they didn't phone in the tow. The only reason we were even able to get the car back the same night was because we had friends that knew some drivers for the tow company.

When we picked up his car it said right on the slip "Called in by $venue." We cussed out the management of the establishment until they reimbursed him for the tow.
 

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Yeah generally someone calls it in.

A few years ago, my buddy was towed from a venue where we were being paid to DJ that night, parked in a spot the manager told us to park. An employee had his car towed for being in the spot he was told to park, and the company denied everything saying they didn't phone in the tow. The only reason we were even able to get the car back the same night was because we had friends that knew some drivers for the tow company.

When we picked up his car it said right on the slip "Called in by $venue." We cussed out the management of the establishment until they reimbursed him for the tow.

Now you have me curious, which venue?
 

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Yeah generally someone calls it in.

A few years ago, my buddy was towed from a venue where we were being paid to DJ that night, parked in a spot the manager told us to park. An employee had his car towed for being in the spot he was told to park, and the company denied everything saying they didn't phone in the tow. The only reason we were even able to get the car back the same night was because we had friends that knew some drivers for the tow company.

When we picked up his car it said right on the slip "Called in by $venue." We cussed out the management of the establishment until they reimbursed him for the tow.

In many cases, a tow company has a deal with the building management that they tow within, and will give a percentage for each car they tow that is parked in the wrong area. So yes, they do just come in and decide to tow at will.
 

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It was a Radisson Hotel, they had a restaurant in there with music on weekends.

Not off of Big Beaver? (Exit 69 off I-75 lol)

I know a few hotels do the same thing but living near Detroit, it's likely we've been to a few of the same bars.
 

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I agree that. Some towing companies behave like extortionists, especially in certain areas of the country, like century city, CA. That being said, that cunt is just a mean-spirited, high school bully in-crowd kind of elitist bitch. And genuinely intelligent, witty people don't ever need to bring up the fact that they went to college to win an insult contest. That's just asshole snobbery.

That being said, someone said they edited out some of the clerks responses to her? Can we get a link or something?
 

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David Spade spoofing her on funnyordie.com:

[video]http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f1d8bcb430/david-spade-loses-temper-with-parking-attendant-britt-mchenry-parody[/video]
 

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Not off of Big Beaver? (Exit 69 off I-75 lol)

I know a few hotels do the same thing but living near Detroit, it's likely we've been to a few of the same bars.

It was in Lansing. I don't get down to Detroit as much as I should... I get to some redwings games, and I used to go to some electronic shows at The Works (lol).

If you're ever up near Lansing, let a brother know :)
 
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