Things KOF characters would never say....(Just for fun!)

recon_zero

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jro said:
Further proof that use of the rollseyes emoticon denotes heavy amounts of mental retardation in the user.

Also, second kernow's motion that this thread is horribly, horribly stupid.

:rolleyes:
 

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Orochi Iori: *Does the rape move and is ripping Terrys clothes*
Blue Mary: Stop it! Leave him alone!!!!
Terry: Wait no, let him finish...
 

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jro said:
Further proof that use of the rollseyes emoticon denotes heavy amounts of mental retardation in the user.

Also, second kernow's motion that this thread is horribly, horribly stupid.

Co-signing with jro on kernow's assessment of this thread.
 

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Sad part is... Ash /would/ probably say this...
Anyway, stuff that could, would, and should never be.

Ash%2026.jpg


Ash%2027%20alt.jpg


Iori beating up Ash http://www.kaapcon.com/Like My Shoes/LikeMyShoesAVI.htm

And...
Iori Homer: I killed my team, again. D'oh!
Iori%20Simpson.gif
 

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DugFinn said:
Sad part is... Ash /would/ probably say this...
Anyway, stuff that could, would, and should never be.

Ash%2026.jpg


Ash%2027%20alt.jpg


Iori beating up Ash http://www.kaapcon.com/Like My Shoes/LikeMyShoesAVI.htm

And...
Iori Homer: I killed my team, again. D'oh!
Iori%20Simpson.gif


ooh I've seen those before, yea they're kinda funny. Did you see the one where he was taking chizurus mirror and ended up taking a breast implant instead?
 

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Yue(Moon) said:
ooh I've seen those before, yea they're kinda funny. Did you see the one where he was taking chizurus mirror and ended up taking a breast implant instead?

oh that one was great
 

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this thread fucking sucks

dugfinn needs to take a nice walk down the middle of a fucking motorway :annoyed:
 

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FoxyxKing4eva said:
This thread has nothing funny in it. Take a shit and go to bed.


So, you also....lika....do the cha cha....and also....had little nipples that went to France?
 

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FoxyxKing4eva said:
This thread has nothing funny in it. Take a shit and go to bed.


Wow....and for some reason you care. Feeling bitter today?
 

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Angel vs. Rugal...

-Angel: oooooh! You smell really bad! U came from garbage or what?
-Rugal: :kekeke:
-Angel: u bastard-asshole-idiet man, I can't belive that u are a boss!
-Rugal: ok, I recognize that u beat me before the start of the battle, only by words... :annoyed: Congratulations, you have won! Now search for a boyfriend, u little girl!
-Angel: thanks maaaan! I really think that I should talk with K9999. He's so cool!
Bye!
 

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I know I bumped this, but oh well.

Ash: DAMN I'm manly!

Ron: Damn it Bao! Do the mission now or I'll send you to Michael Jackson!

*Iori staring at Athena* Mmmmmm....Booteh!


Kyo: GEEEEEEEESE!!!!~

Shen Woo: Eeeeeeeh-Macarena!

Iori: In the name of the Moon....I will punish you! (yea, this one sucked)

Ramon: I came here to fight but they deported me! And they tried to take Tizoc but he kicked their ass and flew away....

*At a party*
Joe: Hey Everyone, may I have your attention please? I'm GAAAAAAY!
*Clark stands up and claps*
Yamazaki: 'Bout time you faggot!





That's it, don't mean any offense by the one about Ramon.
 

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Just thought of some other things....yay! (or nay for some) ahahaha.

Terry: Hey Hey guys! Let's play a little joke on the Duck Kings Birthday cake...Now let's just switch the "D" with an "F"...
*Duck King get's his cake* Oh hey thanks guys! "Happy birthday Fu....oh-hey, HEY!"

Mai: I like 'em GAY! So they play hard to get.


*Ash feeling up Chizuru while taking her power*
Kyo: That bastard's feeling up Chizuru!
Iori: Dammit! I was supposed to do it first!
Kyo:*stares at Iori* .......
Iori: Oh c'mon. Don't tell me you didn't THINK about it.
Kyo:Heh heh....yea...

That's all I guess, if anyone has any other ideas about things that KOF characters would never say, please post them :D . Don't hesitate just because you don't think it's funny!
 

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Terry: Damn... pants... cutting off my circulation... but my... ass... looks... amazing! :eek:

Iori to Kyo: Do you ever get that not so fresh feeling? :oh_no:

Another Iori to Kyo: Kyo's moms a bitch, shes a big fat bitch, shes the biggest f-ing
bitch in the whole wide world... :lolz:

Yuri: What would Sakura do? :conf:

King: I'm not a guy or a girl actually... I'm a hermaphrodite. :spock:

Thats about all I've got right now... Yay, finished my first post!
 
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Kyo: "Shingo please teach me how to fight. Please!!. I am your biggest fan."
(Dialogue)- Mai: Andy ive got something to say
Andy: What is it?
Mai: Its very sad
Andy: What is it???
Mai: Im in love with Terry.
Andy: Oh. I thought you were about to say you were gonna marry me

Kensou: I hate that stuff i eat before i fight someone

Ralf: I am a suicide bomber. Im Gonna kill Heidern

Terry: I hate fatal fury. Now I am gonna paint Capcom on my hat.

Ash: Kyo, I dont want Your powers anymore. Please take mine.

Iori: Kyo, This may sound awkward but ive always loved you as a brother

Oswald: These cards are nothing but a peice of s@*#

Shingo: Hey kyo stop coping my style

Eiji: Sorry for All the times I gave you and your family trouble Ryo.

Joe: I hate aligator food

Kusanagi: Why does everyone hate me? Cuz im a clone? (Sings song)" Lonely Im so Lonely I have nobody to call my own"

Chang: From now on Im going on a diet

Kim: I hate justice!! Evil is the true path!! I am the real leader of NESTS!!!!!

Rock: (Sobbing) Terry, you son of a gun, My dad was my best friend!

Robert: Yuri, I hate you. I now like Sakura

K': Kula, you wanna go to an amusement park?

Kula: K, its always fun and games for you. Don't you have time to find the mysteries of NESTS?
 
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Tizoc: Wark

Terry Bogard: (insert any japanese phrase here)

Kim Dong: how often do you get beaten by a pink dong?

Kushnood Butt / Marco : Fried chicken is my favorite (oh wait he DID say that :eek: )

K': How could this happen to meeeeeeeeeeee... i made my mistaaaaaaaaaakes.....

Benimaru: Thuper! thanks for athking!
 

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leona: i will wipe out all dirty asses, joe takes off his shorts, turns his back and says : mine first!!!!!! ( i think that was the best one so far )

benimaru: oooooh!!! i have water in my balls!!!!

ash: ( to mai ) which cream should i use for my freckles, ( mai: icecream , he he , just kiddin kidding)

duolon: east and west ash is the best

kyo: lets end it here yagami iori: this is just the beginning ,( both of them are found washing dishes in a chinese restaurant)

billy kane to chizuru kagura : ryugi (yamazaki) has ran out from the mental hospital again. chizuru: let me guess, where could he have ran , the kof???

heidren to chang : where can i find rugal, chang replies: take a plane to hawaii , from the airport take a cab and take the first right turn and leave two left turns and turn left on the third then turn right and then left and then left and and then right , just a few blocks away on the right side of the road you will find a graveyard , at the west corner of the grave yard you will find a grave , that is ..... my mother's grave , i sware by my mother's grave that i don't know where to find rugal
 
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arifjin444 said:
kyo: lets end it here yagami iori: this is just the beginning ,( both of them are found washing dishes in a chinese restaurant)

heidren to chang : where can i find rugal, chang replies: take a plane to hawaii , from the airport take a cab and take the first right turn and leave two left turns and turn left on the third then turn right and then left and then left and and then right , just a few blocks away on the right side of the road you will find a graveyard , at the west corner of the grave yard you will find a grave , that is ..... my mother's grave , i sware by my mother's grave that i don't know where to find rugal

Now now, these ones are the best ones. Time for mines:

(After KOF 99 and Terry is nowhere to be seen)
Andy: Oh my God Terry was caught in the blast?!
Mai: Hell no! He told me he was going to that bitch in the red light area.

(After KOF 2001 and Xiang Fei wants to celebrate it)
Xiang Fei: And this time we won't be washing dishes, I promise!
King: Yes I heard they opened a brothel. We'd just have to serve for two hours to clear out all the cost of food!

(After KOF 2003 while dreaming)
Mai: No Andy! Not that! Not that with the lights on!
Andy: But this video cam doesn't work in the dark and I've already taken the payment for your sex video!
 
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