Things KOF characters would never say....(Just for fun!)

Yue

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Ok...You can all tell that I'm bored since I've been posting so much (sorry for bumping up that other topic....just had something to say about it ok?) Anyway time to have some fun!

Here are some things certain KOF characters would never say..

Tizoc: BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRDDD MAN!

Ash: D'arrrrr I be after thee sacred treasures!

Kyo: Theys always after me lucky flames...

Dialogue
Iori: You know what man? I'm sorry for trying to kill you all these years...just that I always liked your jackets man...
Kyo: It's ok man, I always wished I were as emo as you...
Iori: Really?
Kyo:Yeah...
Iori & Kyo: Awwww best friends for...EVER!

Tizoc: BuCOOOOOOOCK! *laid an egg*

Shingo: Kyo you filthy bitch...

Blue Mary: Damn dog never brings back my jacket!

Imagine
Shingo easily defeated Kyo. Shingo: Heh, gotcha with my trusty water hose!

Gato: Meow!

Clark: I'm Superman!

Story
Ash was born in Ireland, one day walking along the hills playing his bagpipe he came across an ill tempered leperachaun, little did the leperachaun know that Ash was also beside being a prize winning pipe player was also a fierce fighter, after defeating the leperachaun Ash proceded to take his jolly green flames and was then on convinced to take other peoples lucky charms.

Ron is after Kensous lucky charm...

Kyo: Only YOU can prevent forest fires...

Shen Woo: oooh you touch my ta la la....mmmm my ding ding dong...*electronic music breaks out*

Ralf: Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Ralf & Billy: Yo-ho yo-ho a pirates life for me!

Benimaru: I like durt.

Hinako: Is that a bird, is that a plane? Holy sh@# thats Clark!
P.S. Clark has taken this superman thing too seriously...

Andy: Mai I'm gay!
Mai: I-I-I'm a man! (she wants him THAT bad)

Kim: Kick em in the balls Chang!

Malin: Hey Mukai,*whisper* your balls are showing....(based on Ace Ventura)

K': I like leather....I like it AAAALLLLLLL over....*winks*

Malin: I...am all that is MAN!

ok that's all...please don't flame me!
 
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alec

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True...KoF characters would never say those things because they all speak Japanese.
 

soulthug

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Iori: I did not have intercourse with that corpse!

Anyway, there's 99% chance you have too much spare time Yue ;)
 

Yue

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Well...it's summer vacation....and it doesn't take me very long to do this....

And Alec...that was mean! What's YOUR problem? :( Nothing wrong with having a little fun....
 

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Samurai shodown ones would be much better.
Wan-Fu: TAKE THAT STONE PILLAR OUT MY ASS, NEINHALT!!! :tickled:
 

Yue

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alec said:
True...KoF characters would never say those things because they all speak Japanese.


Anyway if I put in japanese....you wouldn't understand it!
 

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Bonne Janet: Summon the Krrracken!!!

Iori: The moon, it's following me.... everywhere I go.... it's there *Iori turns and points at the moon* KNOCK IT OFF MOON, I'm cummin up there!!!!!
:lol:

Hehe I made a funny.
 

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Ok...some more things came to my mind!

K': Dammit! It's cold in here! Whip, turn off Kula!

Ash: I'm the green lantern!

Orochi: I AM the lord of dance.....

Chang: I'm...too sexy for my ball....

too sexy for my ball-my chain and my ba-all.....

Chang: Oh crap I ran out of toilet paper. Choi, give me your hat...

*Yashiro and Shermie perpare the arrival of orochi* Shermie & Yashiro: Arise chicken! Arise!
Chris: I'm not a chicken!!!
*Yashiro looks at him*:....close enough....

Kim: ooh I'm so high right now

that's it...
 

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Gato: *reveals back in winning pose* I had a kitty once.

The energizer Orochi keeps going and going and .......

Ikari Warriors: We are the knights of...... Nee!

Conversation between Ryo and Robert
Ryo: I love King!
Robert: I love... *Ryo glares at Robert*... Toast?
Yuri:*Stares at Robert*
*Takuma walks by and glares at Robert as well*
Robert: Why are you staring at me Master?!
Takuma:I don't know everyone seems to be doing it.

Benimaru and Ash: Git-R-Done!!

Igniz: It's raining men alleluya, it's raining men.. yeah yeah!!

Athena: I gonna cut you goood!
 

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Ash winning dialogue against Chizuru:
I like you honey..... come to me bitch!!

Redecorating with Mukai: Stone pillars.... STONE PILLARS EEVERYWHERE!!!!

Rugal: Why I eyes ya!
 

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Kim: Tell Paul Wall to make me a grill

Kim: OK I'll ADMIT IT, I HAVE FALSE TEETH!!!!

Yamazaki: I cut u mang (in Scarface accent)

Robert: I wish I was a s cool as Dan

Mr. Karate: Hey baby wanna sit on my nose ? hehehe
Shion: Why would I do that when I have this 10 foot pole?
 

alec

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Yue(Moon) said:
Well...it's summer vacation....and it doesn't take me very long to do this....

And Alec...that was mean! What's YOUR problem? :( Nothing wrong with having a little fun....
Sorry, I wasn't intending to be mean, I was just trying to have a little fun with you.
True I can't speak Japanese. You got me on that one.

I appologize if you found my comment to be disrespectful, that was certainly not my intention.
 
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Yue

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alec said:
Sorry, I wasn't intending to be mean, I was just trying to have a little fun with you.
True I can't speak Japanese. You got me on that one.

I appologize if you found my comment to be disrespectful, that was certainly not my intention.

Oh I see....it's that it bothered me because the first post was "True...because they all speak japanese", so that made me feel kinda bad and then to rub it in that Carlos guy said "Owned". Apology accepted!

So...don't worry about it :).
 

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Yue(Moon) said:
If it bothers you that much, just don't look at it :spock:.

whatever,

I hope you're happy in creating the lamest thread ever made.
 

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Yamazaki:

your money OR your life? (you know its both)
 

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kernow said:
whatever,

I hope you're happy in creating the lamest thread ever made.

You lika do.... the cha cha, and I have seen you little nipples in france.

:angry:
 

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recon_zero said:
Further proof that use of the rollseyes emoticon denotes heavy amounts of mental retardation in the user.

Also, second kernow's motion that this thread is horribly, horribly stupid.
 

Yue

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Well I didn't expect everyone to like this thread anyway so...who cares if it's silly.

And nobody here is retarded.

Anyway....I'll post some other stuff now that I'm at it.

Magaki: *sings* Ma-cho ma-cho man....I've got to be-a macho man!

Choi: *points at Goro Daimon* Gojiraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Iori: *looks at the moon* I'm so...ronry...

Benimaru: Pika...chuuuuuuuu!

Shingo: Dammit all! Kyo is a filthy bitch, and you Saisyu...you're a mother #%cker!
Saisyu: *looks at his wife* Why yes I am...
Shingo:....aaah dammit!
 
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