The Vagina Monologue: Kerry Ann's Thread a Go-Go!

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Spike Spiegel

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[highlight][EDITOR'S NOTE: Instant, hillarious, legendary, classic --all words that describe this thread. Due to some problems that arose as "teh drama" wore on, I had to "restore" this post based on a later quotations by another members as well as some help from other members who had the famous photo still in their cache. Just when you think this thread can't get any funnier, it does. Enjoy, and please have a normal vagina.][/highlight]

So, today's my birthday. The last girl I was with had problems with me and having sex. It hurt her to have sex with me...I say she was too small, she says I was too big. Whatever. Not having that problem with the new girl, so I say it's her.

So, in the mail today I get a birthday card from her. It said, more or less, happy birthday, I got a note from my gynocologist that I have a normal vagina. And sure enough, a FUCKING NOTE from her saying so! This is the craziest B-day card I've ever gotten.

If you don't believe me, I can get you a pic (I'll have to take itout of the garbage).... what a weird woman. And she wonders why I left? :rolleyes:

EDIT: last name I did an edit so I'm not a complete bastard.
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Spike Spiegel said:
If you don't believe me, I can get you a pic

Didn't you learn from CM1985's mistakes. Neve send picz of the c8ck
 

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norton9478 said:
Didn't you learn from CM1985's mistakes. Neve send picz of the c8ck

For Christ's sake, idiot, I'm talking about a pic of the letter. :loco:
 

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Blaine said:
I say scan it for posterity.

I went back out to the garbage to get it... glad I did. I'm keeping it. It's easily the funniest thing I've ever gotten. It says "happy birthday" on the front, then you open it and it says "hope this adds to the fun"... and then she unloads on me about her normal vagina. It's comedy gold that I couldn't make up if I wanted to.
 

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Bro,

The tighter the girl the better the feeling in my book. Nothing worse than a lady that has been damaged so badly its like putting your c8ck in a tunnel. Not only that if you aint using a rubber she drips everywhere :shame: .

Lil joke.

Why do women have legs??????????????????

Have you seen the mess snails make :kekeke:
 

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This thread should have been about your vagina.

Happy B-Day though. :multi_co:
 

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Believe it or not, the COPS called me... she filed a complaint about this very thread. I was just contacted to take this picture down.
 

Kazuki Dash

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your ex has the strangest handwriting I've ever seen a girl use...
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between that and the obvious issues she has for sending you crap like this, you're so better off with her gone
 

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Worst Hand Writing Evar!

Btw fantastic Thread!

Send her a birthday card with a link to this thread in it :D
 

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NeoDragoN said:
Worst Hand Writing Evar!

Btw fantastic Thread!

Send her a birthday card with a link to this thread in it :D

the ramifications would be astronomical. You practically would be declaring pms war upon her.
 

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Send her a pic with you balls deep in your current girl, along with a note from YOUR doctor.

"Above average, with a hint of bacon."

See, mutant shit like this is why I keep coming back to this forum.
 

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NeoDragoN said:
Worst Hand Writing Evar!

Btw fantastic Thread!

Send her a birthday card with a link to this thread in it :D

Don't go there. She already sounds unstable...you may be inciting some kind of Fatal Attraction-style rabbit-boiling action.
 
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