The real news on Samurai Showdown(shodown) 5!!!!!!!!!!!

[chimpmeister]

Actually I used my new Samurai Shodown 5 blades, the kanatanakina and shimukisatu, both of which I have an exclusive "inside" story on from my secret high-level sources at SNK . . . to chop you up on that last round of posts. They're incredible new weapons, you can see the result of their power . . . MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

 

[chimpmeister]

Actually, while we're talking about "inside sources", I heard there was another similar press release to yours, about more new games coming from SNK:

Legend of Failure Joe 2: The Turd Returns
Mahjong Boringzatsu
Galaxy Crap 2: Shitfighter Supreme

There are some others, let me check my "sources" and I'll add them shortly . . .

 

[chimpmeister]

* spoken in hushed tones *

"I'm a Jedi Knight and the Force is strong with me!"

Chop! Slash! Hack! Slice!

* Neolord's head rolls emptily to the ground, and his mouth utters words of confusion and rage *

 

[NeoLord]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by chimpmeister:
Wow, you PREDICTED that KOF2K1 would come out? And that means that you've got an INSIDE LINE? What a JOKE, if there were ANY blind prediction EVER to be made, that would be the SAFEST one to "guess at", eh?

Well, I guess SS5, NiTD and Sengoku3 are 'safe' bets also.

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Face it Neolord, you're a small-tymer in the Neo world, despite your one little 8 page fanzine printed on your little 4PPM inkjet printer . . .

It's 11 pages, Chimp -- apparently you haven't read it! Great of you to make assumptions without actually seeing it.

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">and your "site", such as it is, is a joke.

I do what I can on my spare time.

Since you're such an authority on things, I guess it does 'suck'.

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">You know that, and everyone else pretty much recognizes it . . .

Sure they do, that's why people compliment the work I do.

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">so why not just admit it and move on?

I'll move on from this conversation because its obvious to everyone here that you''ve been put up to this.

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">And also, why do you say "we" all the time, when its only "you"?

I don't have enough people to help me publish Neo-News (I'll admit to this), and I do most of the leg work myself, but only one person knows this. I will not mention his name.

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">There is no staff of people at Neo News Magazine, just you and your trusty Canon Bubblejet printer, and your pet dog chuckles . . .

I guess this is the part where I'm suppose to be offended. Well, yes, the means used to produce NN isn't the same as EGM, but I care enough about the Neo-Geo to spend money on it in this fashion.

I have staff writers -- hell, just ask Lee James!

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">edit: added the chuckles part, can't do the magazine without his faithful help!!

[This message has been edited by chimpmeister (edited April 24, 2001).]

Hey, if you don't like what I do then tough; your biased opinion means nothing to me.

Later!

[This message has been edited by NeoLord (edited April 24, 2001).]

 

[chimpmeister]

Thats all you can come up with? You're kidding . . . !?

My Jedi Knight thing must have really worked, you've been reduced to a SHAMBLES!!!

I think Biomotor's acid wit must have rubbed off on me, he has QUITE a knack for that of late!!!

Uh, and WHO is it again that was supposed to "put me up" to this? I really am curious . . .

 

[DRUNKEN SHAOLIN DEVIL]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON HERE?..
I NOW FOR A FACT THAT NEOLORD DID AND HAS HAD CONTACTS WITH SNK SINCE 94..
THE FUCK YOU TALKIN BOUT CHIMPMOLESTER..
I ALSO KNOW SNK ASKED HIM TO PRODUCE A ZINE AS A PACK IN FOR THE SYSTEMS BACK THEN,BUT BEGAN TOSSING IDEAS AROUND FOR THEIR OWN RAG,NEO GEO FREAK...
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THIS ISNT TRUTH?
IF IT AINT THEN LOOKS LIKE NEOLORD WILL HAVE TO PAY THE PIPER..
BUT AS FAR AS IM CONCERNED I BELIEVE THE GUY...SEEING I KNOW A LITTLE MORE ON HIS BACKGROUND THAN MOST OF YOU 2 YEAR NEWBIE FUCKS........
SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT A BANNANA ...APEBOY..

 

[chimpmeister]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DRUNKEN SHAOLIN DEVIL:
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON HERE?..
I NOW FOR A FACT THAT NEOLORD DID AND HAS HAD CONTACTS WITH SNK SINCE 94..
THE FUCK YOU TALKIN BOUT CHIMPMOLESTER..
I ALSO KNOW SNK ASKED HIM TO PRODUCE A ZINE AS A PACK IN FOR THE SYSTEMS BACK THEN,BUT BEGAN TOSSING IDEAS AROUND FOR THEIR OWN RAG,NEO GEO FREAK...
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THIS ISNT TRUTH?
IF IT AINT THEN LOOKS LIKE NEOLORD WILL HAVE TO PAY THE PIPER..
BUT AS FAR AS IM CONCERNED I BELIEVE THE GUY...SEEING I KNOW A LITTLE MORE ON HIS BACKGROUND THAN MOST OF YOU 2 YEAR NEWBIE FUCKS........
SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT A BANNANA ...APEBOY..

You know, its always the same with you DSD. Gutter mouth, and then make fun of people's usernames. Same old garbage time after time . . . you really do need to find a new formula, yours is getting really stale after years of the same stuff over and over . . .

You don't see me making fun of your username? I could, but I don't. So I suggest you find another way, cause this one lost its "charm" YEARS ago . . .

 

[DDRClown]

as long as it has Hanzo and Nakoruru im satisfied.

 

[hupplark_39]

Hey Chimp who the fuck crawled up your ass? i know mike a very long time and of his fanzine and connections, so why the hell are you calling him a liar? also why is some of the old timers fighting like little kids? we are all gamers here and here for one reason the Neo! man give him a fucken break. the prick that we all should be against and most are is PION.
hupplark_39

 

[Lou Gojira]

*applaudes* Right on Samhain! I'm not about to take a side here, saying one is right and the other is full of shit, but I will say that NeoLord as a person is very reputable. He's helped me out on some deals, and I've seen how he conducts himself around these forums. He seems alright to me. Where the hell is all this animosity coming from chimpmeister? You're talking shit about NeoLord like he's one of Dion's cohorts or something. Hey, if NeoLord is wrong, we'll see sooner or later. If he's right, we'll see sooner or later about that too. But jeezis, chimp, you dive in swinging with both fists, and why? And since NeoLord's site is such a waste of time for you to look at, where's your superior site? Put a link up and show everybody how much more informed and in the know you think you are. Damn, this is pitiful...

 

[DRUNKEN SHAOLIN DEVIL]

i think chimp just jealous cuz neolord has more bannanas then him....

 

[chimpmeister]

hupplark_39: look at my first post in this thread, I NEVER called Neolord a "liar". I just said that I wouldn't believe the news unless it was confirmed by a REAL website like Magic Box or Madman's Cafe, thats all. Check it out. Neolord put a snotty response up (check his response), so I decided to have a little fun with him . . . a bit of a minor flame or two. All in good fun, you can see that most of my stuff was joking anyway, look at the posts for heavens sake!! SENSE OF HUMOR, PEOPLE!!

Lou: See above, look at my original post, look at Neolord's response. You can see that I never started out in a negative way. But again, look at most of my posts, they're JOKING, I mean all that Jedi Knight stuff and the fake new games like Legend of Failure Joe: The Turd Returns . . . that's all joking stuff, can't you see it?

DSD: At least your last post was semi-civilized. See, you can be that way when you want to . . .

 

[NeoLord]

My response was written based on the attitude in your post.. Shall we recap on your post,
Chimp? Here we go:

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by chimpmeister:
Why does everyone here just take this news as the absolute truth? Just because its
posted on the web, and at a page that NEVER gets new news? Sorry, I don't buy it.
WHERE IS THE PROOF?

I didn't mean to come off as being 'snotty', but the above paragraph says it all about
your so-called 'joke'.

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[Edited for a missing word]

[This message has been edited by NeoLord (edited April 25, 2001).]

 

[chimpmeister]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by NeoLord:
My response was based on the attitude in your post.. Shall we recap on your post,
Chimp? Here we go:

I didn't mean to come off as being 'snotty', but the above paragraph says it all about
your so-called 'joke'.

Once again, you don't read too well Michael. Uh, go back and look at my last post above. I said that I needed proof from REAL websites about SS5, thats all. I even said "no offense to Neolord", but of course you took offense. My first post was NO JOKE, but after your snotty response, you did get a few JOKES for SURE.

NOW do you get it? Earth to Neolord, any intelligent life in there? No? OK, didn't think so . . .

 

[NeoLord]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by chimpmeister:
Once again, you don't read too well Michael. Uh, go back and look at my last
post above. I said that I needed proof from REAL websites about SS5, thats all. I
even said "no offense to Neolord", but of course you took offense. My first post
was NO JOKE, but after your snotty response, you did get a few JOKES for
SURE.


You're low-balling me in a public forum, Chimp.

Here, read it again:

Originally posted by chimpmeister:
Why does everyone here just take this news as the absolute truth?

Ah.. you're being objective there.

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Just because its
posted on the web, and at a page that NEVER gets new news? Sorry, I don't buy
it.
WHERE IS THE PROOF?

You did a 360 in that paragraph. You didn't mean to 'offend' me, but you didn't buy
into the news posted on my web site. Very hypocritical I must say...

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">NOW do you get it?

You're the one who 'still' doesn't get it. lol

 

[hupplark_39]

Ok Chimp, my apology i just took it the wrong way. I'm just really sick of all this member bashing. and i think if Neolord is wrong he will admit it. yea maybe your right, we all should get a sense of humor now and then. (like DSD)
hupplark_39

 

[chimpmeister]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by hupplark_39:
Ok Chimp, my apology i just took it the wrong way. I'm just really sick of all this member bashing. and i think if Neolord is wrong he will admit it. yea maybe your right, we all should get a sense of humor now and then. (like DSD)
hupplark_39

No problem, hupplark_39. I've seen you post here a lot and you're cool by me. Neolord just gets very sensitive when he perceives even the SLIGHTEST criticism of his stuff, thats all. He's still complaining about it, he just doesn't get it. All I said was that I wanted PROOF at another site, thats it. And he took it personally, and cried about it, as he so often does . . . ah well, thats just the way he is I guess . . .

 

[NeoLord]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by hupplark_39:
Ok Chimp, my apology i just took it the wrong way. I'm just really sick of all this member bashing. and i think if Neolord is wrong he will admit it. yea maybe your right, we all should get a sense of humor now and then. (like DSD)
hupplark_39

Its good to see you again, Joe. How have you been... how is Richard? I didn't mean
to come off as 'snotty' to Chimp, but I still believe that Chimp is trying to weasel his
way out of this. The things he said about me were uncalled for and I would never
low ball someone the way he did me. I forgive you, Chimp. A sense of humor is one
thing, but attacking someone on a personal level (like you did to me) is the sign of an
immature person.

I think Joe and the others should read the entire thread before anything occurs. Here's the post that basically started all of this:

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by chimpmeister:
Wow, you PREDICTED that KOF2K1 would come out? And that means that you've got
an INSIDE LINE? What a JOKE, if there were ANY blind prediction EVER to be made,
that would be the SAFEST one to "guess at", eh?

Face it Neolord, you're a small-tymer in the Neo world, despite your one little 8 page
fanzine printed on your little 4PPM inkjet printer . . . and your "site", such as it is, is a
joke. You know that, and everyone else pretty much recognizes it . . . so why not
just admit it and move on?

And also, why do you say "we" all the time, when its only "you"? There is no staff of
people at Neo News Magazine, just you and your trusty Canon Bubblejet printer, and
your pet dog chuckles . . .

edit: added the chuckles part, can't do the magazine without his faithful help!!

[This message has been edited by chimpmeister (edited April 24, 2001).]

Now tell me if his 'joke' wasn't in poor taste.

[This message has been edited by NeoLord (edited April 25, 2001).]

 

[Verbatum]

I really want this to be true, but I just don't know. I guess I'll know when and if this stuff really comes out! Untill then, we can hope!

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"The un-examined life, is a life not worth living"

 

[chimpmeister]

You left out your snotty post just before that, Neolord. You're selectively editing your posts to make yourself look like the poor innocent victim, which you're not my friend. Be honest, put your snotty post up too and see what people say, eh? That's sleazy journalism, if you ask me dude . . .

Oh, and you didn't like the chuckles thing? I thought that was a REALLY cool touch!!!

 

[NeoLord]

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Originally posted by chimpmeister:
I hate to burst everyone's bubble here, and no offense to Neolord, but I haven't seen ANY mention of Samurai Shodown 5 ANYWHERE else on the net. Has anyone else? I really can't believe this kind of news unless I see confirmation from places like madman's cafe or the Magic Box.
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Y'know, I'm not going to argue with you, Chimp, but I used to get news from SNK
long before any of the magazines did back in the day. Ask anyone who used to read my old rag, Neo Enthusiast, and they can tell you that I had a nack for getting the scoop on many things. I printed information about Metal Slug 1 months before EGM even knew it existed. Its safe to say that I'm not one to gossip, even though you're making me out to be someone who does.


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Why does everyone here just take this news as the absolute truth? Just because its posted on the web, and at a page that NEVER gets new news? Sorry, I don't buy it. WHERE IS THE PROOF?
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We don't normally print everything that comes our way because its usually common knowledge by the time we update our website, but when we had the chance to get this info a month before it was released , we just had to be the first to print it. Proof? Hmmm.... I told evenryone here that KOF2K1 would be coming to Neo-Geo, but everyone ignored me. Funny.... KOF2K1 will be released at the end of the year, no? Gee, I wonder.... Oh wait, you want 'real' proof. What proof does MadCafe and MagicBox have when they print information about Neo-Geo? I recall one of the above sites writing an article about the NeoStar claiming that it was a reality.... where is that system anyway?


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confused
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Apparently you are. Why not ride it out until the information becomes common knowledge before you try to discredit my site and my person? You'll find out soon enough....

BTW, have a great day.

[Edited for no good reason]

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Bluff called.

 

[Robert]

this is a very good new.SS is a very good fighting serie and I hope that the next SS will be able to match with the last fighting productions of SNK(garou and KOF2000).I'm glad to see that SNK has still projects,it shows that's not the end.

 

[hupplark_39]

Ok Neolord and Chimp i'm not a ref. here but lets just end this, cause we really know it was just in fun (right Chimp?). and mike take it easy as long as i know you you've been very sensitive which is good but hey man chill a little, we are not the enemy. Oh and rich is doing fine i'll tell him you were asking.
hupplark_39

 

[NeoLord]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by hupplark_39:
Ok Neolord and Chimp i'm not a ref. here but lets just end this, cause we really know it was just in fun (right Chimp?). and mike take it easy as long as i know you you've been very sensitive which is good but hey man chill a little, we are not the enemy. Oh and rich is doing fine i'll tell him you were asking.
hupplark_39

Take it easy, Joe. I'll call this week if you're available.

 

[NeoLord]

I need to get your phone number via e-mail, btw.