The "I am a good person" thread.

[Mai_Lover]

Every once in a while I will write down an affirmation about me. I encourage y'all to try it yourself. Supposedly, by repeating something positive about yourself, your brain will hardwire itself into believing in the positive.

Okay here goes:

*I am a good person because I am creative.*

 

[max 330 mega]

I am a fucking terrible person because i cannot perceive every case of agony a wild animal or third world person feels just via my existence. For real.

 

[terry.330]

Every once in a while I will write down an affirmation about me. I encourage y'all to try it yourself. Supposedly, by repeating something positive about yourself, your brain will hardwire itself into believing in the positive.

Okay here goes:

*I am a good person because I am creative.*

Fuck off.

 

[LoneSage]

LMBO GTFOutta here jfc

 

[theMot]

Every once in a while I will write down an affirmation about me. I encourage y'all to try it yourself. Supposedly, by repeating something positive about yourself, your brain will hardwire itself into believing in the positive.

Okay here goes:

*I am a good person because I am creative.*

You a faggot or something?

 

[oliverclaude]

*I am a good person because I am creative.*

You post this in Unrelated instead of The War Room? Tells me straight that being creative is unrelated to your person...

 

[Heinz]

Are you jamming a cucumber up your ass as you write these affirmations? I'm a good person! He writes in anal ecstasy. Please let it be so! I WROTE THIS IT MUST BE TRUE!

 

[@M]

I am a good person. I write Rot 64 PMs a day so that he'll feel valued and loved. Only 63 of them are about Calvin & Hobbes.

 

[Heinz]

I am a good person. I write Rot 64 PMs a day so that he'll feel valued and loved. Only 63 of them are about Calvin & Hobbes.

No wonder Rot wants to kill us all! You madman!

 

[Taiso]

Patting yourself on the back is fine once in a while.

Patting yourself on the back in public is one reason why society is a fucking dumpster fire right now.

Talking about patting yourself on the back is fine IRL once in a while. When you are with people you trust.

Talking about patting yourself on the back once in a while is something you should not do unless you're in the War Room hoping for funny responses.

 

[sylvie]

THE THERAPIST WARNED ME TWICE THAT I CANNOT TALK ABOUT KILLING OR HURTING PEOPLE SO I STOPPED SEEING HER

 

[Mai_Lover]

*I am a good person because I see through all of your hateful speech and hear the love behind it.*

 

[LoneSage]

The race is long and, in the end, it's only with yourself.

 

[sylvie]

The race is long and, in the end, it's only with yourself.

"You must keep your hard penis tightly gripped by your dominant hand; Or else hard penis, becomes Coyote " - , ancient chinese proverb

 

[sylvie]

I think I get it. We're supposed to give ourselves a little daily 'boost' in this thread, right?

this one was told to me by a friendly neighborhood police officer one time:

"I would be very popular in state prison."

 

[Mai_Lover]

*I am a good person because LoneSage likes me.*

 

[neo_mao]

I am a good person because I derive pleasure from to making other people feel good.

 

[racecar]

you are only as good as you feel ....

 

[evil wasabi]

The race is long and, in the end, it's only with yourself.

The night is long
And full of terrors

 

[@M]

Good is Doog spelled backwards, as in fooking Doog is always trying to fook Patti Mayonnaise.

 

[Lagduf]

Good is Doog spelled backwards, as in fooking Doog is always trying to fook Patti Mayonnaise.

Honk Honk

 

[Syn]

Lies, all lies I tell you.

You're bad...evil...macabre.

 

[lithy]

I hope a deorbiting CCP rocket on an uncontrolled re-entry lands on you.

 

[Syn]

That'd be a pretty cool way to die.

 

[Mai_Lover]

*I am a good person because I still have a few good friends*