The Dictator vs. Seacrest

Dr Shroom

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That faggot needs to take it like a man.
 

SNKorSWM

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I was hoping that it was either itching powder or sneezing powder. XD
 

Orpheus

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I caught that during the standard red carpet schpeil.
The academy initially turned down Cohen to appear there but then changed their minds and let him attend. I think they may be regretting their change of heart.

It was great to see that shit stain seacrest take it like less than a man. If it wasn't for his two co hosts helping him roll with the punch Sascha gave him he would have looked like an even bigger tool than he already did.
 

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Awesome. The only other thing I wish SBC would do is make a proper funny Ali G movie.
 

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Isn't he going to be playing Freddy Mercury in the upcoming biopic?
 

SonGohan

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You fucking know when those cameras went off that he was throwing a fit of the likes only seen from self-important, entertainment douche bags.
 
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Tyranix95

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SBC made him cry like a little bitch--oh wait, he is a little bitch. :D
 
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LWK

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god I hate ryan seacrest. great shit
 

Average Joe

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i love Cohen and find him hilarious but he could use a good ass-kicking
 

Average Joe

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i actually totally forgot who Ryan Seacrest was

i had to google his name

what does the guy do that earns such spurn?
 

Spike Spiegel

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i actually totally forgot who Ryan Seacrest was

i had to google his name

what does the guy do that earns such spurn?

American Idol, some radio show, on every year for newyears... um.... some other things. Hes on some show on E. He's all over the fucking place.
 

da66en

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Pretty weak. After all the comments above I was expecting a sissy fit, but he held his composure fairly well.
 

Average Joe

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i don't watch tv so that's why i don't know him

i mean... i watch tv but only through torrents or via comcast's previously-aired tv section and i'm not sure why everyone else doesn't do the same

there could be a million Ryan Seacrests in the world and i would be totally oblivious to their existence as i just demonstrated
 

jeff bogard

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I agree with spike. Of everything, i thought it was pretty fucking lame.

I thought it was bad that they didn't let him clean his suit, I saw that shit pretty bad.

Not a seacrest fan, but i just think the whole thing was lame, staged, and was all against seacrest. felt bad for the dude, honestly
 

LoneSage

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when your suit costs a few thousand dollars i'm sure you guys would be miffed too
 
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