The 2009 Official College Football Thread (post-season -- BIG 12 IMPLOSION!!!)

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More on Colorado to the Pac-10: if it were to happen, it seems like it would be this summer because the Big 12 needs two years notice and the Pac-10's new TV contract would start in 2012.

More from Colorado's own AD here:
http://www.dailycamera.com/cu-college-sports/ci_14415579#axzz0fo57mg0M

I can only imagine what the discussion with Utah would be like:
PAC-10: "Hey, Utah, quick question..."
UTAH: "I do!!!"
PAC-10: "Wait, what?"


Meanwhile,
Oregon is having some problems...
 

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Lamichael... sigh. :oh_no:

This is after Masoli was accused of stealing laptops from the PIKE house...
 

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Pitt just dismissed a player that has been described by others as simply "Too dumb to succeed."

He deleted his problematic twitter account, but just look at the photos he forgot to delete and get an idea of what sort of brain trust he was:

http://twitpic.com/photos/isthatScoot
 

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Ole Miss has been talking about changing their awkward mascot (and penchant for Stars & Bars) for years, but it seems like they're going to try for a student vote again.

This is the best idea in their history:

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Goddamn, Mike, it's like a jailbreak of stupidity among Oregon players these past few months.

Holland was a problem guy to begin with; he had been a promising recruit at 'SC but had an attitude problem.

The Ducks gave him the boot after he made this Facebook post regarding a player who had (ironically) just got in trouble but not actually been kicked off the team like Holland believed:

holland-facebook1.jpg


You can sense how pissed he'd made the staff in this article (which includes an almost equally stupid follow-up he made):

Updated: February 22, 2010, 1:26 AM ET
Holland dismissed from Oregon
Associated Press

EUGENE, Ore. -- Oregon coach Chip Kelly announced Sunday he had dismissed Jamere Holland from the team, hinting it was because of the wide receiver's expletive-filled post on the player's Facebook page.

Kelly said in a statement released by the school that Holland was dismissed for violating team rules, but didn't elaborate. Asked by The Oregonian if the violation was related to Holland's Facebook post on Saturday, the coach said: "I won't get into the specifics, but you're smart enough to figure it out."

Holland updated his Facebook status after linebacker Kristian Kiko Alonso was arrested early Saturday on suspicion of driving under the influence of intoxicants. Alonso is the fourth Oregon player to be arrested in the past month.

In his post, Holland mistakenly concluded Alonso had been kicked off the team and blasted the move as unfair and damaging to the Ducks.

Holland wrote in a later post: "I wish I could block whites as friends and only have blacks LOL, cause apparently I'm misunderstood."

School spokesman Dave Williford said Alonso remains on the team, "contrary to Internet reports, rumors and Jamere Holland."

Athletic director Mike Bellotti, who was the football coach when Holland transferred to Oregon from Southern California after the 2006 season, told The Oregonian for a story posted on the newspaper's Web site Sunday that he was frustrated with Holland.

"We've given this guy so many chances," Bellotti said while attending Oregon's stunts and gymnastics meet. "We've had many sit-down, very serious talks."

Holland had 17 catches for 252 yards and two touchdowns in two years with Oregon, which went 10-3 last season and lost to Ohio State in the Rose Bowl. Alonso was the Ducks' primary backup at middle linebacker and one of the top special teams performers last season.

The Associated Press sent an e-mail seeking comment to Alonso, who was stopped less than a day after Kelly held a news conference to talk about other off-field problems by his players.

Star running back LaMichael James, 20, was arrested last week after his girlfriend told police he choked her and threw her to the ground during an argument. James pleaded not guilty Wednesday to charges of fourth-degree assault, physical harassment and strangulation.

Eugene police said last week that kicker Rob Beard had been cited with investigation of misdemeanor assault in a Jan. 24 street fight that left him seriously injured. Police also cited defensive end Matt Simms for investigation of misdemeanor assault in that brawl. Simms was dismissed from the team, while another kicker allegedly involved in the incident, Mike Bowlin, left the team last week. Simms and Beard have pleaded not guilty.
 

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Holland wrote in a later post: "I wish I could block whites as friends and only have blacks LOL, cause apparently I'm misunderstood."

Jackson State on line 1, Tennessee State on line 2, and Bethune-Cookman on line 3, Mr. Holland.
 

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What an idiot. at least he's been a bust, so no real loss.

As an aside, I thought the Masoli allegation was weak anyway - most fraternity houses have open doors and anyone can walk in at anytime.

Ours was the same way when I was at UO.
 

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EDSBS did a bit about how certain teams have a player-type that's always there. The one for the Gamecocks was hilarious:
SOUTH CAROLINA: ONE HOPELESSLY OVERMATCHED AND TALENTED DEFENDER. When everything's on fire, South Carolina always has at least one firefighter who will hold the hose to the bitter end, a soldier who will tie himself to the tree, load up a stack of assault rifles next to him, and keep firing until they have to call in artillery to put his ass out of commission. Oh, he's doomed: make no mistake about it, since the offense will fumble away the ball at the one, or let David Pollack face-rape your hopes of victory, or just get down by forty to Florida before you can get to the half, but that one guy? He's going to be hitting people so hard they prolapse, because fuck you and the scoreboard, that's why. When the smoke clears, your men will not search his pockets for valuables out of respect for his valor no matter how many pieces he may be in after the battle.

ALIASES: John Abraham, Sheldon Brown, Kalimba Edwards, Ko Simpson, Captain Munnerlyn, Jasper Brinkley.

Great writing, there.
 

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Best line from the Crimson Tide's visit to the White House?

You can't spell Obama without "Bama."
 

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Best line from the Crimson Tide's visit to the White House?

You can't spell Obama without "Bama."

Reading that article, I'd actually like to see an all-white college football team at the FBS/D-I level just to see how they'd fair in 2010 as oppose to 1960.
 

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Haha. Classic.

I swear we're turning into the Raiders or the Jailblazers.
 

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Pop Quiz: which one of those cereals has extra fiber? :lolz:
 

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I actually bought the Miami cereal as a collector's item.

I could picture the cereal box prize being a diamond stud earring --or the occasional wad of $100s with a note saying "From Friends of the Program...btw if anyone asks, you always had it."
 

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Vote Lane Kiffin as Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive:

http://www.esquire.com/women/the-se...cket-tournament/natalie-gulbis-vs-lane-kiffin

It's being done as a March Madness bracket, and he's the 16-seed in the Sports region who's (as of right now) getting more votes than (1) Natalie Gulbis.

Just a few days later and this fight is getting heated --not other match-up in the entire bracket is getting the sheer number of votes as this round one barn-burner. With well north of 60,000 votes, #1 seed Natalie has closed the gap a bit with Lane, but with the dedication of fans like yourselves --Lane can prevail... indeed, he may reach all the way to the championship. Support America. Support Lane Kiffin for Sexiest Woman Alive.

(1) NATALIE GULBIS
42% (26515 Votes)
(16) LANE KIFFIN
58% (36409 Votes)
 

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Just a few days later and this fight is getting heated --not other match-up in the entire bracket is getting the sheer number of votes as this round one barn-burner. With well north of 60,000 votes, #1 seed Natalie has closed the gap a bit with Lane, but with the dedication of fans like yourselves --Lane can prevail... indeed, he may reach all the way to the championship. Support America. Support Lane Kiffin for Sexiest Woman Alive.

(1) NATALIE GULBIS
42% (26515 Votes)
(16) LANE KIFFIN
58% (36409 Votes)


haha, can't view it at work right now, but I'll check it out in a few hours.
 

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I could picture the cereal box prize being a diamond stud earring --or the occasional wad of $100s with a note saying "From Friends of the Program...btw if anyone asks, you always had it."

I caved in and bought the other 2 boxes along w/a Miami Dolphins. Riddle me this, sir.....what prizes can I expect in those cereals?
 
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