texas teen faces 8 years in prison for making 'terrorist threat' on league of legends.

Dr Shroom

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Those other prisoners probably had a field day with his fresh and tight 19-year old ass.
 

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Gotta work his way up the pecking order.
 

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Who said rehabilitation was a good idea? Chuck them in and let them rot, it really solves the problem. Not that there ever was a problem in this case.
 

hyper

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look it's 2013 the kid should have known better, yea it's harsh but thems the breaks

get a better lawyer next time
 

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Imagine if the authorities read this site, or the chat logs on a daily basis.
 

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look it's 2013 the kid should have known better, yea it's harsh but thems the breaks

get a better lawyer next time

Typical of the dumbass grass-eating sheep mentality. Yeah, just go along with everything the group is told to do or not do- because it's hard and inconvenient to think for yourself and GASP! stand up for anything/anyone if it's against the grain.

You're the kind of guy who will be defending the consumption of the recycled human excrement being doled out in soup lines by state workers in a few decades.
 

hyper

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mad?

I've never been to a soup kitchen, btw
 

neobuyer

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mad?

I've never been to a soup kitchen, btw

What I wrote didn't imply you had been in a soup line.

My Orwellian scenario is the kind of thing the American public could be gradually conditioned to do in, say- 50 years.

My meaning was more: People are so fucking stupid, lazy and non-individualistic that society is devolving into something formerly only existing in speculative science fiction stories.
 

SNKorSWM

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Typical of the dumbass grass-eating sheep mentality. Yeah, just go along with everything the group is told to do or not do- because it's hard and inconvenient to think for yourself and GASP! stand up for anything/anyone if it's against the grain.

You're the kind of guy who will be defending the consumption of the recycled human excrement being doled out in soup lines by state workers in a few decades.

Tastes just like beef. XD

http://www.mnn.com/green-tech/resea.../steak-made-from-human-poop-passes-taste-test
 

hyper

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kids' out on bail ($500,000), did 5 months
 

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what do the police need actual sarcasm detectors over there? Looking at the context where that one liner was said... as in between "you´re insane" and "jk"... could it be any more bloody obviously sarcastic comment?

It´s like if someone told me I´m sexy and I followed it up by saying yeah, Im fricking Michelle Rodriguez... I would get in jail for impersonation and lying about having gone through transgender process.

No, that guy was never going to actually go shoot anyone, it was an ill adviced bad sarcastic comment.
 
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skate323k137

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kids' out on bail ($500,000), did 5 months

Thank fucking god someone posted the bail. I was waking up every day like "Is this kid SERIOUSLY still in jail!?!?"

I still hope he sues the fuck out of the state.
 

hyper

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he had bail as an option all along..........
 

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what do the police need actual sarcasm detectors over there? Looking at the context where that one liner was said... as in between "you´re insane" and "jk"... could it be any more bloody obviously sarcastic comment?

It´s like if someone told me I´m sexy and I followed it up by saying yeah, Im fricking Michelle Rodriguez... I would get in jail for impersonation and lying about having gone through transgender process.

No, that guy was never going to actually go shoot anyone, it was an ill adviced bad sarcastic comment.
It hurts my brains trying to understand why they didn't think like this...
 
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